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hemurenge5dCommentedlol🤣
[Archer: I got a question. Reply fast, or your snacks be gone.]- hemurenge1mthCommented
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With an unsightly face filled with tears and snot, Felix clutched his ass cheeks tightly while rolling on the floor, leaving behind him a trail of blood that was coming out of his anus. - hemurenge1mthCommented
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"Hahaha! Oh my god! Honey! I told you that Michael wouldn't know how to start the friggin car! I won the bet! Mwahaha!" - hemurenge2mthCommented
nooooooooo, dont listen to the rat😣
"Listen," the rat said as it jumped down from the box and slowly walked towards the boy. "We all know what happened. It's not like I'm suggesting suicide without a logical basis, you know?" - hemurenge2mthCommented
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Chen Dong took a big bite of beef. "I don't really care. It's fine as long as he likes it." - hemurenge3mthCommented
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"Not at all, I'm just here to help after al- Wait, is that sarcasm? That's sarcasm, isn't it?" - hemurenge3mthCommented
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"Haha! I've really picked up a treasure this time! That kid's well worth his price, he's a real prodigy! He's already forged alloy of this level on his first try. If he isn't a prodigy, he's a monster! Haha! I have such good eyes." - hemurenge4mthCommented“You even brought a cheerleader!” They continued booing.
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Ye Xiu was speechless. He may be known as a textbook and God of Glory, but he had no idea there was a dog hole covered by the grass. - hemurenge4mthCommented
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Ye Xiu immediately relaxed. This was the Chen Guo he was used to. He wasn’t talking to the wrong person. - hemurenge4mthCommented
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But mostly, it was the damned idiotic advice he had given to one of the six Awakened near the end: "Stand and fight… am I the only one who got shivers after hearing that? Such a simple, but all-encompassing adage. Lord Mongrel, he is a true Awakened…" - hemurenge4mthCommented
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"Oh… hey Sunny, do you remember how I said that I only had one condition to join you in the Nightmare? Well, scratch that. Actually, I have two…" - hemurenge4mthCommented
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"...I mean, just think about it, all those amazing Memories you hoard, gone just like that! If you're going to die, at least give them to me before you do!" - hemurenge4mthCommented
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The challengers looked at each other with weirdly enlightened expressions, then grew quiet. - hemurenge4mthCommented
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"That… actually, that time I had to lift a finger. I even had to shake it a couple of times. That was enough to kill him, though." - hemurenge4mthCommented"I should have bought a piece of real meat instead. Who knew actual coffee is so disgusting? Well. It's going to keep me awake, at least."
- hemurenge5mthCommentedOf course, there were some experts that were able to take such penetrating attacks by cucumbers with grace. Unfortunately, the Millennial Beast was not one of them!
- hemurenge5mthCommented"You just need to pull that door to open it instead of pushing, you idiot. Hahahah!" She started laughing as she said.