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LoliDirective

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    Yes let me contact my lawyer real quick.. *Slams head onto keyboard repeatedly* It seems he says he can contact in me in 3 months oh and add a few weeks on there due to repairs and- Oh shit. Oh god. It's happened. I'm suddenly 20100138208302273627381263236230816730 years old! I need to refer to the manual before my body becomes literal dust. The scenario above might happen to someone spontaneously! You never know just providing a charitable effort to the masses! *Hides pending lawsuits* You know its a thankless job but in the end its for the kids.

    'Somehow, I have turned five years old.' Estelle intensely looked at the mirror which displayed her reflection.
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    What to do if you suddenly age: 'Have you suddenly found yourself going from 5 years old to 65 years old in less than second? Well don't worry it happens to every novel protagonist at some point in their life time so let's go over some key steps you can take to cope with the sudden time lapse induced by your unknowable diety: Solution 1: Panic. Essentially, run around screaming bloody murder and remember to flail your arms in the air. Solution 2: Self-diagnose Alzheimer's and then proceed to panic and call everyone you know only to find out you have new friends. I mean what? Don't look at me like that its not my fault that you're suddenly now shunned by everyone you love! Solution 3: Simple just go to sleep... but permanently. This can be done in a variety of not unpainful ways! Such as sucking on a power socket or take a bath with your toaster! The possibilities are endless except life of course! Solution 4: Establish a new world order! Just conquer everything you fear and force it into submission surely nothing could go wrong? (WW2 Flashbacks) pffft you're overthinking it dictatorship always ends in happiness! Solution 6: Close your eyes. Then open them. If you didn't wake up please refer to solution 3! Solution 7: Turn off your computer and go to bed! It just means that your extensive amount of time on your computer has resulted in a parasitic life form embedding itself into your brain whilst you play games! To fix this refer to solution 3 or resort to the next solution. Fina- I mean 7th solution: Well simple really. JUST ATTACK EVERYTHING!! YOUR BARBER; YOU GRANDMA; YOUR PARENTS; YOUR CHILD; YOU NAME IT KILL IT! EVEN IF IT'S NOT ALIVE! Anyway, I hope that dear customer that this mandatory health safety booklet enforced onto us by the law helps reaffirm your position under our service! May your realities be words on a page and mean nothing to anything else!

    'Somehow, I have turned five years old.' Estelle intensely looked at the mirror which displayed her reflection.
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    Yo what?

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Then I realised it was chapter comments smh

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    Nice. (EXP btw)

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    In time.

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    Stop Lying. Everything is Normal.

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    Stop Lying. Everything is normal.

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    Stop Lying. Everything is normal.

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