Brendanjoke
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Brendanjoke3dReplied to VonSnuggleBetter than yours, scrub. Lol rekt. Git gud, n00b.
"I-It makes you—uh, I mean it makes the character run longer, that's why, you see?" Amanda blubbered hastily, her face glowing hotter than the inside of her kitchen oven right at the moment. "Less armor, less stamina consumption, faster recovery—it's good for speedrunning. I was speedrunning. I-I'll put some clothes on for you, hold on."- Brendanjoke3dReplied to VonSnuggle
Hey that kinda sounds like sarcasm
"No, nothing," Mom simply said, and when I continued to keep my eye on her, she doubled down on her answer. "Really, dear. I wouldn't beat around the bush when it comes to your or your sister's safety. I know nothing. Honest." - Brendanjoke3dReplied to SSJRED
Mmm well... tomato, tomato... same difference
"And so from one artisan of hate to another," she said. "Is it really so wrong of me for wanting to offer my compliments?" - Brendanjoke3dReplied to Mass_Mayhem
sounds like you can attest. Care to explain why you're on a floor?
Like four perfectly good, comfy couches ripe for sitting - and the hard maple floor was her choice for comfort. I'll never understand her train of thought. - Brendanjoke3dReplied to Mass_Mayhem
You got it right.
"Discreetly!" proclaimed blue proudly. - Brendanjoke12dReplied to VonSnuggle
Hey man... be the change you want to see in the world.
"Could you play it?" - Brendanjoke1mthReplied to AlexTheBearWhitlowCh 963 Amanda's Trial
- Brendanjoke1mthReplied to SatamielCh 963 Amanda's Trial
- Brendanjoke1mthReplied to KielellusCh 963 Amanda's Trial
- Brendanjoke1mthReplied to Jack_WyattCh 963 Amanda's Trial
- Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Ray_neCh 957 Veiled Purpose
- Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Mass_Mayhem
that's some sound advice right there.
"I know you don't want to be thanked," He said, his expression no longer of that gaunt, hollowed man I was so used to seeing. "But thank you anyway… for everything you've done." - Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Sir_Samuel_the_1stCh 960 Ticket Slips, Part 2
- Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Sir_Samuel_the_1st
you say that like it's a bad thing
Amanda leaned out further, and naturally at this point, I walked over and kissed her goodbye. I could feel her smirk as our lips touched, before the tenderness and bliss sent it all in a giddy buzz of exhilaration. - Brendanjoke2mthReplied to SatamielCh 958 Lovely Complex
- Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Sir_Samuel_the_1stCh 957 Veiled Purpose
- Brendanjoke2mthReplied to AlexTheBearWhitlowCh 955 History In The Making
- Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Sir_Samuel_the_1st
Everyone's got a little evil inside them, don't they?
"It's imbued with my essence, my nature, a tiny little piece of me. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at," she said, biting a fry in half. "It did what it was supposed to do." - Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Sir_Samuel_the_1st
No, because he's just like him fr fr.
"Now that's what I'm talking about! See now that's the Big Man I know and love! There he is! Goddamn, you fuckin' Ryan Gosling you—get over here! Freakin' Lord of the Rizz! Fellowship of the… whatever! My boy did it!" - Brendanjoke2mthReplied to Sir_Samuel_the_1st
Bearer, seek, seek, lest.
That's when Hayley chimed in, sprinkling cheery optimism into the conversation. "No choice, 27th time's the charm. Listen, the problem is that Terestra's too terrifying. Solution? Stop being afraid of her! Like, c'mon! Amanda—you beat her in New Game+ using just a wooden ladle! In a speedrun no less! What do you have to be afraid of?"