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Trap_God_Astolfo

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2019-11-07 JoinedPhilippines
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo2yr
    Commented

    by wuxia, does he mean the website?

    "Throughout the history of Wuxia, the most famous posture martial art would probably be Treading Over Ripples. That said, the most one awesome would still be Wei Yixiao's Qinggong…"
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
    Eastern · Oof
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo2yr
    Replied to At_Melkert

    especially in their soup!

    When Jiang He reached the gates, he turned around to look at Dumbo behind its doggie fence, getting another idea. "I remember a pesticide called paraquat which is even more poisonous. Any human drinking it wouldn't survive even if they reached the hospital in time and had their liver cleaned. Let's get our hands on a bottle to try."
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo2yr
    Commented
    One particular journalist with a sharp tongue promptly targeted the leaders of the public security bureau and the regional government who had appeared to call for calm, asking, "There have been paranormal incidents across the globe recently, with eyewitness claiming they had spotted a sea monster over a thousand meters long in the Pacific, and a giant ape the size of a mountain at the Atlantic Ocean…"
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    ooohhhhhhhhhhh

    "Well, well, well...This place certainly looks the same." Arthur said with a smile.
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    My Vampire System
    Fantasy · JKSManga
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    why does it sound like an ad you get from a pirate website

    “Brother Tycoon, Little Sister knows how to warm beds.” Another pretty and flirtatious female player winked at Shi Feng, flattering him.
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    Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God
    Games · Lucky Old Cat
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Posted

    it's good. s .

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    Reincarnated as a Swarm?!
    Fantasy · KU_TA
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    Burnie Sunshield

    "Burnie Sunshield, leader of one of the big four families, with the ability of fire," Sam said.
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    My Vampire System
    Fantasy · JKSManga
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    ok author, you just did this to much and it's no longer funny for me

    "I know what you mean." Jiang He had an 'all according to my plan' look on his face and smiled. "My corn is wonderful for the ladies. It's so large and thick, and its taste is amazing. A woman like Miss Mu could hardly resist it."
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    rushia wants your corn

    Though she was not yet a D cup, she was at least a C cup now, which was a far cry from before when she was flat enough to be a writing board. Now, she walked tall with a confidence-filled stride.
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    rushia wants your corn

    Though she was not yet a D cup, she was at least a C cup now, which was a far cry from before when she was flat enough to be a writing board. Now, she walked tall with a confidence-filled stride.
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    oh God why?

    "Your corn could definitely be made into delicious juice," she said, smiling.
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented
    Even a single kernel was supple. Its skin thin, its juice overflowing, and exceedingly tender. One soft pinch, and pop! It burst open, leaking milky-white juices and letting out a special, sweet corn scent.
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    uhh. why again author?

    Mu Wanqiu's lips parted slightly in surprise. "So large, so thick!" She rose, taking one of the corns. "This corn… could it have evolved as well?"
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented
    There was now a three-meter wide and one-meter deep crater at the center of the once-emerald cornfield. The footpath and corn stalks around it were left in an utter mess, and the corpse of the Feral dog sprawled over the ground did not even resemble a dog. The body parts of the other Ferals were strewn all over as well.
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
    Eastern · Oof
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    with this nobody can just deflect the emerald splash

    [Gentle reminder: It is suggested that the Host drop to the ground and clutch his head with both hands after throwing to stay immune from damage.]
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented
    A cat was fine too.
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    him using the pees

    Ch 14 Pea Bomb
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented
    [Usage: Throw from long-distances.]
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    yes, use your long, massively thick cucumber on her

    "I could try seducing her?"
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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  • Trap_God_Astolfo
    Trap_God_Astolfo3yr
    Commented

    she wants his big, big cucumber. if you know what I mean😏😏

    So, the dog was an excuse… but the truth was that she thirsted for his body?
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    Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
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