Potatowned
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Potatowned1dCommentedThis formatting makes this much harder to read than it should be. New lines ae your friend.
"Sir, you've got a visitor." "Who is it?" "Sir, it's Lord Hir-" "Hey man, haven't seen you in a while. Why the panic?" "Oh, Hirikjurl, it's just you." 'Great, this bombastic idiot is the one that had to come by, but I guess it could be worse' "Hey, what do you mean it's just me, I'm your best friend. Do you not know how many other gods want to be friends with me?!" "Yeah, yeah. You're so great, for a god of war." "Also a major god of victory." "Yeah, right." 'Seriously, who does he think he's trying to play. If he's a god of victory in the slightest then I'm a friggin' god of creation.'- Potatowned1dCommented
At this point it kind of fills like you just made your MC infinity plus 1 smart. Bet he's still gonna be dumb af.
Perk: Overman (All physical and mental skill effects are boosted by 1,000%). - Potatowned6dCommentedCh 17 -Be on the right side of History-
- Potatowned6dReplied to Toya_Wade
Yeah how tf do you become omnipotent and still act like such a dramatic baby.
My only response is a pained sobbing. - Potatowned6dReplied to 6BigBoneMeat9
Literal first thought.
"Really?! Who the hell decided that?" - Potatowned6dCommented
Finally
He wasn't moving. Oh god. Oh no. No. No. No. No. NO. NO. NO. NO! NO!! - Potatowned6dCommented
So he's for sure dead then.
My heart (if I had one) drops every time I see bright blue. My worry is coming back as I wake up. Please don't be out here Will. Stay inside. Stay safe. - Potatowned6dCommented
I just wanted to read about an OP character doing 5d imp type stuff man not your erotic shape novel.
Purple leans in close and I'm suddenly struck by what a nice color he is. Its a deep purple with the barest hint of red and it was quite pretty. Nothing at all like Bled. - Potatowned6dCommented
Does he even know his own name yet?
I wonder if my parents mind that I call him Will? I have never heard them refer to him by name so its not like I actually know what his real name is. They don't question it when I call him Will so I think its fine? - Potatowned6dReplied to WanderingWeeb
Yeah but he's an asian girl so the odds were stacked against her.
So I write down my story. In a language no one here can understand. I reread my words. I memorize them. I know I've probably gotten a lot of it wrong. I know that not all of my life was sunshine and rainbows but for now the words gave me some proof that I was real. Zyun-Jan was a real girl. She had family and friends and her own aspirations. - Potatowned6dCommented
Of all the things to write into your story. Gross.
I came to the realization that as a triangle I'm probably not supposed to have round genitalia. There were numerous photos I saw them bring out to compare and argue over. They seemed to all be...shape dicks. I saw long thin isosceles, rectangles, octagonal rods and more bizarre shapes. - Potatowned6dCommented
You made this so weird for no reason.
I hear my parent's concerned and confused inquiries. Orange lets go of me and I immediately pull my legs back together and curl up. Now that there wasn't the feeling of his hands on me I felt the tingling slowly die down as I clamped my legs together and cried. What the fuck?! Seriously?! I glance down at myself and notice a small protrusion between my legs. I don't get to examine it for long as it slides back inside me. What the actual fuck?! - Potatowned6dCommented
weird flex
I realized I was lying down on my back. Everything was flat. Why? I couldn't sit up. No leverage. A flat body lying on a flat surface. Like a piece of paper stuck to a table via some static cling along its surface area. I pushed against the ground with my arms, I wiggled and kicked my legs to try and lift myself. With more effort that it really should have taken I managed to heave myself into a sitting position. - Potatowned8dCommented
Alright dropped, lol.
I stand tall, my fists clenched at my sides and smile. "You'll try," I say, my voice filled with confidence. "But you will fail." - Potatowned13dCommented
Off to a poor start. How is bad grammar so common with the existence of grammarly and AI?
Chap 1: The begin of a Outer God - Potatowned13dReplied to Chaimos
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Imagine having superpowers and still needing glasses. Couldn't be me.
"You all want me dead? Ryuken... Zashi... We'll see who comes out on top!" Aizen's eyes, hidden behind his glasses, gleamed with icy determination. - Potatowned13dCommented
Such nonsense lol. No one is sacrificing a genius under Tsunade over such a non-issue.
Of course, if Zashi succeeded, Aizen would become a stain on the Hokage lineage. He could even be sacrificed by Hiruzen to appease the discontent. Therefore, to protect both the Hokage's reputation and his own interests, Aizen had to accept the mission. - Potatowned17dCommented
Of course the ranks work like cultivation realms somehow.
"Hmm... as expected of a Special Jonin, my chakra reserves have increased twelvefold, and even the quality of my chakra has dramatically improved. I could easily defeat my past self now!" Aizen rose to his feet, stretching and letting out a satisfied sigh. After assessing his newfound strength, he nodded in approval. Having officially entered the ranks of the ninja world's elite, Aizen had indeed undergone a metamorphosis. With every advancement in his energy, his abilities such as Reiatsu, Zanjutsu, and Hohō were further enhanced, exponentially increasing his overall power. - Potatowned17dReplied to Ramses_The_Third
Because chinese
It was a secret scroll detailing the secrets of the Senju clan's unique physiology.