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Bob_The_Lard_God

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2019-10-07 JoinedUnited States
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to superepicgamer988

    Estimation. An average F-rank can shoot five fire balls, and a peak F-rank can shoot 8 fire balls. E-rank is about ten fire balls. That means that E-rank has twice as much mana as F-rank!

    "A peak F rank huh…" (Judge 2)
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    Infinite Mana in the Apocalypse
    Games · Adui
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to SmasherOWords

    Imma be straight with you, the fact that he said yes isn't necessarily creepy, though you could call him a simp. The creepy part was his thought process. "She'll be very pretty when she grows up" is the creepiest possible reason for accepting.

    A girl like her would become his date as long as he beat her in Hand of God. It was a great deal for him either way.
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    Super Gene
    Sci-fi · Twelve-Winged Dark Seraphim
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to kyuu3

    Not saying that isn't the case. Only that it seems awkward and misplaced in the story. If it was meant as comic relief it didn't need to be there. probably would have been better for his dad to bust in right away.

    "B-But, it is embarrassing for me," Jyorta said, covering his face with his hands. He turned silent, not daring to speak for 30 minutes, until the nurse was done with her work. The nurse draped the bedsheet over him, covering his lower half. Only then did Jyorta reveal his face, not willing to make eye contact with her.
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    Psychic Parasite
    Sci-fi · Overlord_Venus
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Commented

    That directly contradicts the part where he said to not get bad karma. Being a bystander would be immoral, at least in the eyes of the karma arbitrators. The correct answer is B because both A and C are death sentences.

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    My Senior Brother is Too Steady
    Eastern · Get to the Point
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to NUM291

    I'm going to ignore the fact that you said that MC could have access to The Art of War as though he’s some kind of transmigrator and think in-world alternatives. They haven’t done any kind of warfare that indicates that they have inside knowledge of the demons. It was mostly an all out assault as they used superior numbers. Considering the type of people who fought in the war were just a bunch of zealots, the quote would go more like “keep your friends close but god closer and you can never lose a battle”. Also most everything that’s been said to him is now massively outdated now that the Demon King is dead, and they lost the war.

    "Not all demons are evil. There are some good demons too. The same goes for humans. There are many good humans – I have the honor of fighting alongside many brave and valiant knights. But scum like Bradley and his Bravian knights exist."
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to annoyingpotato

    Go back to your wuxia novels. Nobody wants you here.

    Arita nodded, "Yes, the makings of a Saint-Class Magician. Though such a rank is not achieved without hardships. I see your determination though, you can achieve it".
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    The Birth of a Monster (The First Vampire I)
    Fantasy · Jelim
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    Another case of show don't tell. It doesn't have to explicitly mention that he's going to betray the humans for readers to assume such, especially coupled with the fact that he has no ties to humans other than his race which has been changed early in the series. In chapter 8 pg 5 he pretty much says that the only reason he had keeping him from betraying the humans is that he used to be one. Also in chapter ten he was straight up saying that he would ´contribute to the war effort´ so there's your mention. He was able to defeat one of the Divine Generals who legit was able to negate magic, It isn't much of a stretch to say that he's pretty much the number one at his given element so it wasn't ´obvious´. Also why is she surrendering when it was possible to escape pretty reliably after taking out Klein, throwing up a wall, and having her squad of black mages throw out suppression fire. Though admittedly I forgot the paragraph saying he was inept in all magic that's not ice magic so I thought it was just specialization and he could whip out other magic in a bad situation. Also I ¨totally¨ didn't read the story even though I pretty much vandalized the comment section of a good amount of chapters. Now, give me thunderous applause, I could tell you didn't mean the last one

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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Bob_The_Lard_God

    I messed up, this comment was not deleted by the author. I looked through my notifications and saw that one of my comments on this novel was deleted so I assumed that it would be the one where I called the MC a beta cuck. I will put a snapshot showing that there was a deleted comment. I apologize and we'll be back with the snark that you oh so hate

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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Bob_The_Lard_God

    He deleted this comment so now I can put it on his front page!

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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    How else did he interact with her? What's special about him, other than the fact that he's a beta cuck.

    "And these demons…they are under the command of the Witch of Winter. If there's any demon I would trust to keep a promise…to behave with honor and decency, it's her."
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    What does he know about demons, huh. Nothing, except that they resent humans. So why is this weak spined, half-human, know nothing, punk betting on them being merciful to humans. Also, who is the barony going to be under control of? He doesn't even know.

    "Not all demons are evil. There are some good demons too. The same goes for humans. There are many good humans – I have the honor of fighting alongside many brave and valiant knights. But scum like Bradley and his Bravian knights exist."
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    He has never trusted her to do anything.

    Stella glared at me, getting ready to fight. "Demons killed my parents. My parents died in the war, fighting to protect the kingdom from demons. Like hell I will…!"
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    So why are you trusting them to be easy on humans?

    I began laughing at that. "Really? The demons are worse than Bradley? Then let me ask you. Did the demons impoverish their own citizens by leveling heavy taxes? Did they abuse their authority to abduct and **** women? Now, I'm not saying they don't pillage, plunder, **** and murder, but when your very own nobles and knights are abusing their authority to do the same thing…or worse, how can you say the demons are worse?"
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    Name it, I dare you.

    "Yes," I replied bluntly. "I'll convince them to leave the civilians alone. No plunder, no pillaging, no raping. No butchering of the innocents."
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    He has never stated that his allegiances lie away from both the humans and the demons.

    I began laughing at that. "Working for the demons? Me? No. I work with the demons. Actually, I work with anybody as long as I can get my goal for revenge. I'll try to minimize casualties on both sides as much as possible, but I don't care who I work with. I hold no such discrimination against human or demon."
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    You cannot be serious. There has to be thousands of troops, each with an individual resentment towards humans, who killed dozens of thousands of them, including their king. It is impossible to hold all of these people back even if the demon king himself leaded them.

    "You can't even protect the citizens from the tyranny of a corrupted duke," I replied, smacking her sword aside. "What's the use of spouting all these big words and aspirations when you can't even manage your own province properly?"
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Bob_The_Lard_God

    I mean romantically, and he wasn't romantically involved with any of his comrades.

    I shot Stella a questioning look, but she nudged me under the table. Leaning over, she whispered into my ear.
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    I know that you'll say that this is exactly what a gay man would say. but, what are we supposed to think when he can't get mad at the king of the demons who has committed many war crimes. Because of his "magnetic charm".

    Chapter 19: The Bat Cave
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Replied to Tomoyuki

    Yes in your character folder, that nobody else can see, it says in big bold letters 'Klein is pro-peace' but to the common reader. Klein is the the most punk fence sitter the world has ever known.

    Despite their inhuman features, I couldn't help but feel sorry for them. Even though they were demons, they still experienced the same tragedy and emotions as us humans.
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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  • Bob_The_Lard_God
    Bob_The_Lard_God3yr
    Commented

    He has never indicated this explicitly to anyone, not even the readers.

    I began laughing at that. "Working for the demons? Me? No. I work with the demons. Actually, I work with anybody as long as I can get my goal for revenge. I'll try to minimize casualties on both sides as much as possible, but I don't care who I work with. I hold no such discrimination against human or demon."
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    The Demonic Emperor
    Fantasy · Tomoyuki
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