Jeasus_Cwist
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Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommentedGET MAGICALLY CUCKED!
At first, she planned to refuse instantly and hoped it didn't kill her. She wasn't known as one of the Big 3 Virgin Goddesses for nothing! There was no way she'd let some random shota she just met take her that easily. But as if reading her mind, no she was sure it had, it assured her that she would still remain a virgin even if she gave birth.- Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented"I can make her happy, and that man can't," Yunlong muttered with a glint of light on his eyes.
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Recommended. A writer that doesn't just put in whatever he wants to and makes the scenes and characters more realistic. The characters and people dont feel like they're just a part of the MC's universe and have some personality. Though it does have its share of cringy moments, the decisions made bu the MC feels more realistic and relatable, given his circumstances.
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SCIENCE! You throw it to the wall and see what sticks.
"Yeah, but it will be ridiculously annoying. This thing is a ticking time bomb. The structure is more unstable than a house built out of cardboard. It seems like Orochimaru just tested out different configurations until something somehow worked." - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
Whats the need for a pretty face, when the only thing you need to win a woman's love is. TENTACLES!!!
With fierce predatorial eyes, long sharp dagger-like teeth arranged viciously in the beast's maw; it looked like a creature coming straight out of a nightmare. Yet the creature was holding her as gently as it could with its massive arms. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
WHOOOSH!! I cast a 'LEVEL-3 CURE' on you. You shall either heal or grow a third testicle.
AN: This chapter is incomplete...I couldn't finish because I'm sick. No fever or anything though, just feeling dizzy and nauseous. I think i just need some rest. Though, if I'm still not feeling well tomorrow, I'll probably won't be able to update. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
Heresy! First you hace to sooth the machine spirit with holy oil.
He could see into machinery & somehow communicate with them while in his negative form. And the machinery would listen. The same could be said for his healing abilities; he somehow knew how his body worked, how it channeled the light-energy from the light dimension and mixed with his inner dark-energy, causing his body to change into Negative mode. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented"I offer my prayer to Eros-sama, the god of Gentleman."
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WTF!!
"Ah, it's not what you think," Julia cut him, "I met another guy after we're separate, he is 15 years old." - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
Batman must be impressed.
"Wait, you aren't coming?" Peggy asks but Tom and Druella have already disappeared again. "I'm starting to hate when they do that." - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
By the time it is invented he would be called - " A FKING BOOMER!" and old man in his 70's almost at his 80's
'Why must the past be so cruel? When will I once again lay around all day watching YouTube and eating potato chips?' Tom remembered the good old days. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrReplied to GinOokami
Not just me. But i believe everyone on seeing this will be grateful for this shared knowledge. Thank you
'Its good thing I don't give a shit how I am going to reach the top... If this was a game I would already edited my game files... Its good thing I already have my shortcuts ready for me...' - Jeasus_Cwist3yrReplied to GinOokami
A request from your friendly neighborhood divine. May you leave some recommendations? And perhaps a way to aquire them?
'Its good thing I don't give a shit how I am going to reach the top... If this was a game I would already edited my game files... Its good thing I already have my shortcuts ready for me...' - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
Jeasus Cwist Approves.
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Reading too much Aristotle and Greek words i guess?
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Other than elements, there is one more type of damage that is fatal. Impact.
Combining all of that, he should have become at least twice as strong in terms of offensive power, as for his defense... well, if he was, to tell the truth, it should be even better than the best equipment one could acquire in Dragon Age Inquisition since Kevlar is such a superior material, heck, maybe it could even be considered as a level five material, something that didn't exist in the game... - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
One broken thing ii ound in inquisition was that, in rune crafting there was a rune that could give armour when you attack. I used it on a mage and went knight enchanter. Each time i use the spirit sword ii ould gain a armour like a tank warrior. Very op. Almost unkillable.
You must be wondering why he chose this, right? The answer is quite simple, this seemingly humble set is actually way more efficient than anything the people of Thedas used in many ways, his protection wasn't just good it was fucking overpowered, it didn't matter if it was blunt weapons, katanas, spears, arrows, etc, his armor was good to deal with literally everything, and to make it even better, all enchantments on the pieces of armor were focused on defending him from any kind of attack, from spiritual, to physical and even magic, the only things he added offensive enchantments were his two new rings, his new necklace, his new stave, and his boots, they were all enchanted with enchantments focused on increasing the power of his spells and increasing his reserves of mana. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
Who's the Divine Justinia right now? I forgot.
The former being the home of the divine, and the latter being the home of the mages of Val Royeaux and of their jailers, the templars. However, the White Spire was more home for the Templars than it was home for the mages, as it was, in fact, the headquarters of the Templar Order, the place that houses the Knight-Vigilant, head of the order. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrCommented
Also there is a way to reverse tranquility
In a sense, it's like messing with the code of life to extend the expiration date of his body, if it worked he would be able to live indefinitely, basically, for as long as he still had magic to keep himself alive that is, so being made a tranquil or having his head cut off were the only things that could truly endanger this specific goal. - Jeasus_Cwist3yrReplied to WhereIsMyName
Nice. Thats almost similar to my head canon. Just the last one. Dragon age Inquisition. That one. I usually play the entire game as many times to see the romance in all forms. So, for me the female elf mage Inquisitor Lavellan brings the best story in my opinion. And damn. Seeing mama Morrigan in the third game was soo good and worth it. Oh. Are the original companions from the games gonna appear. I would love to hear the banters between Lilliana and Morrigan again. Lol
"But what about Corypheus? That man is an abomination! The artifact can't peer into his past nor his future, every event that he seems to be connected to is completely obscured from the artifact."