the_fat_taoist
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the_fat_taoist3dCommented"Well, hello world, I'm baaaaaack."- the_fat_taoist5dCommented
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'Oh woe is me, what shall I do now? If things keep going like this my poor little sister will be eaten by that libidinous beast and not even her bones will be left. Will I really have to sacrifice this pure body of mine, allowing that lustful man to taint it just so I can save the innocent Astoria from his clutches? Well, if that is what it takes.' - the_fat_taoist5dCommented
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Who will set up the cauldron and boil out the noseless one? - the_fat_taoist16dCommented
Sadly true
Merlin continues to sip his coffee and thought, 'It really is satisfying to talk to smart people. Such an exceptional woman… too bad her descendants are…well... never mind.' - the_fat_taoist20dCommented
OOF
"Are you from the bad family that sent Jon away... HMMMM ?!" The girl couldn't finish her sentence, as Andreza, her mother, grabbed her daughter and quickly covered her mouth. - the_fat_taoist21dCommented
FREEDOM
[Share Opinion: In the cannon Narcissa was somewhat a grey character. She saved Harry's life once. Maybe since looking at the power fighting on Harry's side Voldemort's win was the easy guess, she had no other choice but to follow Lucius. What if there was a different chance available to her? To get herself a freedom? TELL ME DO YOU WANT AN EVIL NARCISSA MALFOY OR A NARCISSA WHO WANT HERSELF FREE FROM LUCIUS AND VOLDEMORT CLUTCHES] - the_fat_taoist25dCommented
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"So, what is Nick Fury's black egg planning by sending you here?" Zane asked. - the_fat_taoist25dReplied to Kumatsume
His bald head
"So, what is Nick Fury's black egg planning by sending you here?" Zane asked. - the_fat_taoist26dCommented
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Quickly reaching up to feel his hair, Zane was relieved to find it still intact; he hadn't gone bald. After all, going bald and getting stronger had a certain cause-and-effect relationship. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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- Would you stop using that phrase? Once you've been in Arda, you've been using that phrase ever since,' Morgana said, stepping out of the black smoke. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
I thought he had a staff
- 'So what, that mud blood should have noticed by now that no one wants to be friends with her. -said Six. Unable to stand the treatment of his friend, Harry punched Six in the face with all his might. The impact sent the redhead flying two metres away. Before he could get up and curse Potter, the redhead saw the wand pointed at him. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
Ehehehehe
- And lastly for today, punishments," everyone picked up after that. - From now on, the punishments would not be limited to working for the head shopkeeper, the forester, or any of the professors. It may even come to public flogging in the Great Hall, - after that there was perfect silence in the room, and all the students sat deeply shocked by what they had heard, pale as chalk. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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'Power of Destruction, and Gravity. OP if done right, Rias if done wrong.' - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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- Thank you, Toby," thanked the Boy-who-is-already-not-a-boy-who-survived. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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- I do," said the Boy-Who-Will-Return without hesitation. - How will I stop Dumbledore? - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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Just as a warning... considering the kind of novel this is, there will be no stars* to denote smut; the entire book is dedicated to fucked shit, so read when you are alone or at least able to not have someone look over your shoulder... - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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Eh, who cares? He dies in like five minutes. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
I see no problem with that
To be honest, I was tempted to give it a try, but I'm afraid the 'world' will again send me 'requests' to bring back an extinct beast. - the_fat_taoist1mthCommented
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By the time he reaches the Heavenly Saint Realm, if the principal still hasn't returned, he'd ought to dig up those old fellows and find a God-tier Imperial Beast for Ye Feng.detailGlobal Beast Taming: Awakening Top 10 SSS Talents at the BeginningEastern · The golden robe is like a dragon