LonelyLearner19

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I'm just a small-town boy #1 harem hater

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LonelyLearner196 days ago
Replied to Rodrigo_Andorinha
to be fair no one knew harry was a snake whisper
"You know how to do 'Serpensortia'?" Angela blinked.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
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*Snape*
Snape was pretty sure that his own abuse was much worse than whatever Potter had suffered through, though he did sympathies with Potter a little, Petunia was an annoying little bitch. Still, despite that, all Snape saw was evidence of what he always knew, Potter was an attention seeking brat.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
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"I said 'I probably didn't'." Harry shrugged. "Honestly Weasley, I was a year old at the time, I don't remember what happened. People say I defeated him, I'm taking their word for it since I don't really know, but I think it's more likely my mother and father did something. Either way, I don't really think it matters if I did or didn't defeat him. I'm still a better student than you, name me one class I am not beating you in, take your time." Harry said in a bored voice, he glanced around and could see everyone thinking on his words.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
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ur cooked my guy
As Harry and friends exited the hall, they couldn't help but notice the hate filled glare coming from a certain red faced redhead at the Gryffindor table. What they didn't notice was the horrified look on Dumbledore's face.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
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Harry remembered one time when a man asked Uncle Vernon what football team he supported, Vernon had gone still for several seconds before blurting out 'England'. The man pressed on and asked him which English team he liked, the conversation ended with Vernon yelling at the man who had walked off after calling Uncle Vernon a 'fat dumbass'. If Harry ever discovered who that man was then he would probably send him a gift.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
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what a slow snake lmao he always misses
Whatever the Slytherin was about to say was cut off when Jet's head shot out of Harry's collar, Jet snapped at the sixth year who barely managed to jump back in time and was now supporting a look that was somewhere between shocked and horrified.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
Replied to Yasha200215
are honey badgers wild chihuahua?
"I told you snakes weren't slimy." Daphne smirked, reminding Tracy of a conversation they had yesterday. It had started with them discussing the different Hogwarts houses, then somehow ended up with them discussing how slimy snakes were and how aggressive badgers could get.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
Replied to Oceanfrost
One girl had pretty brown hair that was tied into a ponytail plus blue eyes, the other girl had straight blonde hair that descended down to her shoulders, her eyes were blue like the previous girls but were far more brighter. Both girls paused upon seeing Harry's scar, but wisely didn't comment on it.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
Replied to dleeh
that mustache is majestic
"I have an active imagination and a family I dislike, a sweaty family." Harry shrugged.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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LonelyLearner197 days ago
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it's moments like this that u think about 5 years later when you're trying to go to sleep
"I met a teacher who teaches at the same school my parents went to!" Harry shouted. "Why did you tell me my parents were drunk drivers when they were killed by a terrorist?! You fat shit! How dare you?!" Harry roared before noticing that Vernon and Petunia were not focusing on him, but instead focusing on something behind him. Harry looked behind him and saw an elderly man and woman looking at him with open mouths. "Oh...hi," Harry said awkwardly. "you must be Uncle Vernon's business partners, well...don't let me interrupt." Harry said before he quickly left the room.
Harry Potter The Serpent
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