What I am is made of what I think of me.
Oh...how many mouthfuls?... I don't know, but I can probably tell you whose urine your drinking--by the way, don't continue reading this if you're afraid of being excessively disgusted(It may hurt your love for swimming!)-- 1) You're drinking the urine(and sweat) of the many elderly, who shamelessly hog the pool after everyone leaves. 2) You're drinking the urine(and poop) of the kids who were so scared of drowning that they soiled their pants a little. 3) You're probably drinking the urine of someone infected with a STI(sexually transmitted infection). 4) How can we forget the urine of an overly fat guy who stinks of sweat and fat, and usually just enters the pool to use it as a toilet(wow, that's a lot of urine...and poop...) 5) You're probably drinking your own pee, that is, if you were in that pool(or whatever it is) before... An average pool has around 20 milk jugs of pee in it(that is, 0.01%): but your mouth is wide open right now, I guess, so you're probably ingesting 0.002% of the urine every thirty seconds... I advise that you calmly close your mouth. Don't swallow.
Let me say this before I'm hooked to this novel: "I will never get hooked to this novel!"
Hire me please!