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Or if you don't want to go to that extreme there are 'stool softener' pills. Good halfway point so you don't shit yourself for a day.
That's for thanksgiving. 4th of July is about blowing shit up and FREEDOM. Any true American knows that.
Multiple Personality Disorder incoming
This chapter has me wanting a burger. How dare you destroy my already poor control.
Author lives!
Especially if they get a short team member.
So fucking satisfying!
Technically pretty much every character is useless compared to how you've made this MC.
I shall give you one stone.