RatKing1st

Mutant ninja cats?

He can still fly! Just gonna need a lot of explosives.

That’s usually the case since most farmers who breed cows only do it at a certain time and try to space out how many times a cow gives birth since it’s such a draining task on the body. So a cow getting pregnant early usually means that it was a young cow that is probably too small which comes with a host of problems like the loss of the baby and/or mother. Raising a newborn cow is pretty expensive especially if your not prepared. More likely then not the owner of the female would keep the baby and get compensation for his/her troubles.

Then you are missing out

Bro you telling me you have never looked at your father and been like, how are you even a person? The things I’ve seen my father say with a straight face only for people to believe him are maddening. My dad would look at you and say the most outlandish, cringiest, and downright manic things with a straight face that you had no choice but to believe him. He once told me that if you say something with enough confidence, you could make anyone believe you.

Hey it would make an awesome fanfic!

Sheer stupidity. Now that I think about it. My brother has had a knack for trying to eat something he can’t and almost dying. He did that with one of those mints with the whole in the middle. Swallowed it and it got stuck. Went 4 different shades before someone was able to smack it out of him. He was able to breath through the tiny whole in the middle of the candy and that’s the only reason he survived.

My brother got into a container of those and almost died.

Onions 🧅 🧅 🤣🤣