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Jake465701023yrCommentedreminds me of the crown prince in fable 3 on what he said
And anyone who wants it, will have to take it over my dead body!!'- Jake465701023yrCommented
he already came up with apple juice it was during his birthday party though he mentioned it wasn't as good as earth's apple juice
▪Apple Juice - Jake465701023yrReplied to Worn_out_by
though cranberry juice is great for UTI's (urinary tract infections) drink too much and you get real bad diarrhea
▪Apple Juice - Jake465701023yrCommented
that would be the most painful bowl movement ever lol
And judging from the size of the holes, he was also sure that these men had shit these tubes for close to an hour before it could collapse. - Jake465701023yrCommented
creepy old cradle robber
"Yes, it's an A-ranked Class weapon. Among the A-ranked class weapon, it's one of the rarest. Frost is a Rare Fusion element made by fusing Ice and Storm. A frost spellbook will allow you to cast Ice and Storm-related spell as you become stronger. Young boy, your future is extremely bright." The Master Awakened replied after a moment of silence. His beady eyes kindly stared at Whittaker. Internally, Whittaker had already become his prey. It was as if he was gonna gobble up Whittaker at all costs. - Jake465701023yrCommented
overlord moment
'You're like a demon.' Saya commented. - Jake465701023yrCommented
better than being molested as it was normal for older guys to have *** with kids there 👿
It was another time on a planet called earth in a city called Pompeii. He was four years old, minding his own business, when a cloud of death left him buried underneath the ground. It was horrible! - Jake465701023yrCommented
unless I'm missing something it should be zero as it was mentioned before that the unicorn took his 3 luck points so he was at zero
But in the end… it was still stuck at three. - Jake465701023yrCommented
intercourse aka ***
And if it's riding on a human… - Jake465701023yrCommented
ate what?
In particular, they were not like small mermen. They only ate… - Jake465701023yrCommented
bro that's a nasty STI you got lol
His penis shook, as if it couldn't believe it too. It even started to bleed… - Jake465701023yrCommented
thank goodness I was wondering why nothing was making sense
Of course, the most important thing to him was its price: . - Jake465701023yrCommented
ghoul I think as the g is pretty close to the v on the keyboard so it could be a typo
Many races appeared when there were wars. It was not limited to Orcs, Vhouls, or Trolls. - Jake465701023yrCommented
maybe its husband plus fuzzy combined I think it did mention he was hairy
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wouldnt it be brown hole lol
'The back hole still stings.' - Jake465701023yrReplied to Unimatrix001
not really the story could go on about all the hosts it had that were complaining and then lost the system and then finally it finds a host that doesnt complain and then the story goes on about how the system is actually really useful and that if the previous complainers knew of its usefulness they would be puking blood in regret
It would at least have been acceptable if it was a bag! - Jake465701023yrCommented
well I think the healing is because he can use sounds he can adjust to a frequency that helps him control his body cells and help the healing process go faster
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wow that was what the Vikings sometimes did to their enemies I think it was called red eagle or something like that
The last thing she saw before succumbing to the darkness were her own lungs flung over her shoulders, still heaving as she gasped desperately for air... - Jake465701023yrCommented
actually itd be moved or used as it said he had already grabbed the spear
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isn't he like lvl 11 right now?
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