AsurA
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"Fu*k it, it's the apocalypse, why can't this almost extinct animal get properly extinct instead, dammit."- AsurA2yrReplied to Dreamstrafe
profane prince of domination
"Prepare the drums and betting stalls; we will split into two teams. One team inflates the odds in Xia Hu's favor while the other waits for the final minute to bet all our savings on Xinzi's victory. If any one of you dares to hold a single coin back, you will spend the next three months feasting on your own feces! Understood?!" - AsurA2yrCommented
ahhaa nice one
The words hit like a loose chariot barreling across a packed street. Guang Fanghu staggered, nearly puking. Even Hanxing felt bad for him and shook his head to no end—wondering why he even threw the bomb in the first place. Demoralized by his ice queen's words, Guang Fanghu lowered his head and floated towards the ground. "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter," he thought. - AsurA2yrCommented
great work author ahhaha
"I'm criticizing you!" - AsurA2yrCommented
author .. I really like the way you write .. after so long I finnally found one .. last one was my boi " Konard "
"Prepare the drums and betting stalls; we will split into two teams. One team inflates the odds in Xia Hu's favor while the other waits for the final minute to bet all our savings on Xinzi's victory. If any one of you dares to hold a single coin back, you will spend the next three months feasting on your own feces! Understood?!" - AsurA2yrCommented
once in a lifetime show 😆😆😆😆
"Well...there isn't much to do in the Ice-Fire cave. This was a once-in-a-lifetime show. How could I miss it?" Ashamed, the Armored Lion King lowered his head to the ground—not daring to look up. - AsurA2yrCommented
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"It's all because of his new bride! That bean curd of an ape was swindled by a horrifying aphrodisiac and mistook a peerless pretty boy for a peerless beauty! I expected the boy to collapse after a single spear thrust, but who could imagine that he mastered a mysterious technique that enabled him to stretch to fit each strike. Worse, with each injection of Yang Qi, that yang-plucking devil became more feminine, his cultivation base and blood energy increased as well. By the time we realized that the Blood Yang Gorilla's mind had been enslaved by his he-bride, it was too late," the Armored Lion King said and waved his paws at Xinzi to remind Tusha that all this was the monk's fault. - AsurA2yrCommented
ahahhaha nice
"Shit, shit, shit! Hateful baldies, odious nun! Not only did you get screwed over by the lesser baldy, but you also screwed This King! Damn it, This King has served you loyally for over 1,000 years! But you didn't even hesitate to drag This King into this mess! Where is your heart!?" - AsurA2yrCommented
this is niceeee
"Aiya, brother Xia's contributions to the sect will be remembered for centuries to come. But let's just say that, even if by some outlandish miracle he survives, he will never walk straight again. As a matter of fact, I'd be surprised if he could stand on his own." - AsurA2yrCommented
author you are best ,😂😂😂
"Great King, I wouldn't dare! We were foolish! I am foolish! But Great King, that monk's reaction speed and resourcefulness are far above what any of us could imagine. Did he somehow trick the Blood Yang Gorilla General into chasing the pretty boy? Perhaps the pink fluid is to blame. Humans are so cunning that it wouldn't surprise me that they all carried top-tier aphrodisiacs in their storage rings! Great King, now we know what we're dealing with. This is a blessing in disguise!" The Steaming Ape pleaded his case, making the Armored Lion King wonder if, had the roles been reversed, he wouldn't be the one carrying Xia Hu into a cave-room. Then again, with that boy's exquisite features…'Evil thoughts, begone!' - AsurA2yrCommented
hahaha nice one
"Dog! Raggedy dog! This King knew that the half-baked pig-butt of an ape was too foolish to handle this critical task! Why didn't any of you mongrels stop him from volunteering?" One after the other, the Armored Lion King swiped at his subordinates, shifting the blame for this disastrous result on their innocent heads. - AsurA2yrCommented
bruhhhh
At that time, the floral aroma and pink liquid now drenching Xia Hu kicked in—perverting the Blood Yang Gorilla's senses. Though the Gorilla had successfully hijacked the talisman, Xinzi, Chun Xu and Dong Ling vanished from the scene while Xia Hu stayed behind to face the Gorilla whose cheeks flushed red. - AsurA2yrCommented
perfect
"The Steaming Ape General is correct. We must strike hard and fast. Blood Yang Gorilla General, this is your chance to redeem yourself. I want this bald son of a bitch captured within a minute and the other three's heads hanging as my new chamber pots!" - AsurA2yrCommented
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"Xia Hu, for a while now you've been desperate to taste my fist. As your good and dutiful friend, I have no other choice but to fulfill your wish and...fist you to death. Haha, no homo." Xinzi made a lousy joke and threw a casual punch. Explosive waves of Spiritual Qi gushed forth, ramming into Xia Hu like a 10,000 kg-heavy war chariot! - AsurA2yrCommented
blind old donkey 😂😂😂😂😂
Upon getting played to death like a blind old donkey, Hao Min's soul was so full of grievances that it could easily turn into a Wailing Ghost. Chanting the Entrapment Mantra Lianist monks used to restrain malevolent ghosts, Xinzi suppressed the rogue leader's soul—forcefully turning him into a Wailing Ghost. - AsurA2yrCommentedCh 29 Item vs Boss
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really ?? author..
Looking at the young man's pitiful state, they decided to let the man live. It was not like the college student could go back to the dormitory anyway if he wanted to live; he wouldn't be able to explain what happened to the squad that was wiped out because of him. Mr. Varos wasn't known for his understanding and mercy; rather, he had a merciless heart.