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slain10minCommented'I will give you a dick bigger than the Boss'' I threatened her.- slain6hCommented"I want to see my wife get f*cked by other guys, why did she get angry?"
- slain14hReplied to Vivan_MauryaAlso, never approach him. It may sound weird like that, don't approach the baby but it was the truth as Kenshin automatically slapped almost everything that approached him. Yahiko was thinking of teaching him how not to slap when he got a bit older, all he would do is approach a cactus to him.
- slain16hReplied to P4ND411"The first blessing, the dominion over my sacred animal. They will abide by your wishes and come to your aid whenever you wish to."
- slain17hCommented"When you came out of your mother's womb, they must've thought you were a girl cause you have dick as thin as hair that when it slouch down, it formed a line mistaking it for a pussy. Hahahahahaha."
- slain17hCommented"Well, since you don't want to build this, I better hurry and find a one capable enough to----what are clutching my legs?"
- slain18hCommentedBut as they say, when you are too happy, Uncle Murphy will suddenly kick your nuts. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
- slain23hCommented'Damn this perky breast and pink nipple, If I knew her age, I would've probably long gone fucking this bitch.'
- slain1dCommented
noble prize winner
"What… We could get the Nobel for this!" Stern was in disbelief at Bruce's decision. - slain1dCommented"The Lord of light guides me once again in this place." Melisandre declared with conviction.
- slain1dCommented
here wise word for ya
'Oh no hohoho that won't work on me you hundred year old granny.' - slain1dCommented"Look Madam! It's a boy!. Look, his swords-shaped eyebrows, his eyes brimming with intelligence willing to defy the laws of this world, with jade skin that is a source of envy for even the prettiest of women, his soul brimming for confidence willing to challenge the heaves themselves and....".
- slain1dCommented"Wait, this didn't work!" Allen exclaimed. "I know; I'll lie on the ground, and you guys hit me with everything you've got!"
- slain1dCommented– Hahaha, it seems Robin can sit down now.
- slain1dCommentedHestia – Huh?! Aphrodite didn't write anything obscene; it's the end of the world!! :0
- slain1dCommented
Hiruzen :
Danzo was getting desperate. He saw the village falling before his eyes, and there was little he could do to stop it. That fool Hiruzen refused to listen to him. Refused to help him protect the village as he was satisfied by accomplishing meaningless work inside the village. At the same time, ignoring the most pressing things and choosing to overlook the dangers outside the village. - slain2dReplied to iknowsomethingnewYuki expected this, so he adjusted his pants, gathered his courage, and introduced Haruhime as his partner. He made sure to share all the details with Haruhime about his family and his girlfriends, especially about Mana, although he almost lost his 'little friend' in the process.
- slain2dCommentedA female gentle voice made Kazutora break out of his thoughts, and he looked at teen Kurenai who appeared beside him. Looking at her, various thoughts appeared in his mind, and Kazutora nodded at her and said, "Yes, Big Sister."
- slain2dReplied to Jhoppy97ROB: Yes, you can. You have three wish rights, and if you try to make infinite wishes, I'll send you to "Boku no Pico". Don't try to fool me, understood, son?
- slain2dCommentedROB: Son, you're lucky. Normally, you should have gone to hell, but you were sent to me by the Great Truck Kun.