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flancakes1yrCommentedI play fgo I can’t really on pity only luck and so far I can say I’ pretty lucky🥲
"YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!" Jia Hyson screams victoriously as he shakes his fists at the sky as if punching all the gacha gods who had previously wronged him his entire life. It was a very embarrassing sight, but as a man who would constantly pull shitty consecutive pulls in any gacha game until the game gave him one of those pity pulls that felt incredibly condescending, he didn't care at all.- flancakes2yrCommented
NOOO so jealous 🥲
Seeing the pair sitting next to each other Ru Li felt like screaming in excitement. It's safe to say she had officially tossed Yao-Xiaoyu CP out of the window and jumped on the bandwagon for YaoFei CP. Why read it in novels when she could have a front-row seat to this blossoming romance. - flancakes2yrCommented
Raised eyebrow*
But who would've thought that Yunyu could be so ungrateful that he would bully a young hardworking girl because of jealousy? - flancakes2yrCommented
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Yulin was crying as she rested her head on Long Shen's muscular chest, "I'm so sorry, Mr. Long…" - flancakes2yrCommented
I-i what?
"Bai Yunyu, take the first aid box and treat Yulin now. She accidentally tripped on the street, and I saw her on my way here," Long Shen said. - flancakes2yrCommented
... some sparring huh 😏
Knowing Altair's line of thought, General Vega sighed and said, "Go spar with them now, and you can spar with me at night. We will do midnight training." - flancakes2yrReplied to skyehiro
- flancakes2yrReplied to Lemonlizzard
Its Video
Wen Qinxi looked away with his ears slowly turning red. He swallowed some saliva trying to moisten his dry throat and said, "Then I will show you that AV again.... haha." He lightly chuckled while taking out his cellphone only to be stopped by Qie Ranzhe. - flancakes2yrCommented
I used to do that to my little sister lol
Believe it or not, there was nothing sexual about what he did. It was more like a big brother bullying a younger brother by slumping on top of him with his back in the poor victim's face. - flancakes2yrCommented
How is teletubbies any better they can literally watch you through their bellies
The poor nerd had to watch three episodes of teletubbies to calm his distraught mind. One might ask why a baby programme? It was because the system claimed to not have access to other series showing a greyed out section on all other shows. - flancakes3yrCommented
Wow XD
Qie Ranzhe was the same as before, pampering him to such an extent that he didn't have to go downstairs for breakfast. He even didn't get to dress himself because this CEO insisted on doing it for him. To be precise, Qie Ranzhe helped him dress so he could grope here and there in the process, all in the name of getting him dressed. - flancakes3yrCommented
As qouted from them previous world he was senslessly ducked
For three more hours, Wen Qinxi was fucked several times till Qie Ranzhe was satisfied. It was only after venting out all that pent up sexual tension did Qie Ranzhe let Feng Zi go. Even when he cleaned up the drowsy Feng Zi, he still ate some tofu yearning for more. One could say it was a bad thing the general remained a virgin for this long because he made Feng Zi cry. - flancakes3yrCommented
I will never look at watermelon flavored jolly ranchers the same anymore
He grabbed the plastic bag on the pedestal and took out the watermelon flavoured lubricant. Wen Qinxi who had been stuck in a trance waiting for the general to penetrate him, snapped out of it as a strong scent of watermelon assaulted his senses. - flancakes3yrCommented
I huh this is quite the coincidence as i just ate a piece of candy like a few seconds ago
"Shhh..... let me eat you clean first," said Wen Qinxi slowly taking off Qie Ranzhe's underwear. He held Qie Ranzhe's smouldering hot cock with powerful evocative feelings. It was still as charming as before, its head twitching as though begging to be touched. Wen Qinxi kissed the tip of his lover's stiff member igniting a fiery passion that had Qie Ranzhe begging for more. With the tip of his tongue, he licked the shaft with great interest teasing the general to his heart's content. Wen Qinxi took his sweet time flicking the man's head with the tip of his tongue occasionally sucking on it as though eating a piece of candy. - flancakes3yrCommented
Wow he already sounds like a freaking parent XD
"Not asking you first," replied Qie Ranzhe in a hoarse voice with a wan expression. - flancakes3yrCommented
No kings can be quite useless as there is usually only one but there are hundreds of peasents
"I am Zhao Huangzhi damn it," she said washing her face in the bathroom, "I can't be toppled over by a mere peasant." After patting her face dry, she took her phone and sat on the bed before dialing a number. It was time to bring the big guns and bring down Feng Zi once and for all. - flancakes3yrCommented
Yo wifes been stolen by your own son
Qie Ranzhe seemed a bit convinced but he didn't respond glancing over at Qie Xieling who was being spoilt by Feng Zi. Besides having food placed on his bowl, Feng Zi would occasionally feed him leaving Qie Ranzhe with complicated feelings. - flancakes3yrReplied to fun_da_mental
Wth XD
Qie Ranzhe easied up a little. He was actually suspecting that Feng Zi stole his sperm found a surrogate and had them give birth to a kid who happened to look exactly like him. If that was the case then Feng Zi must have missed their friendship and decided on this method so he can regain what they lost. But that kind of scenario would be pure lunacy, right? Feng Zi is crazy but not a lunatic. - flancakes3yrCommented
I can’t believe your doing this how dare’th ye judge him
"It should be made a illegal for people like that to raise kids," replied the gossipy manager with a look of disdain. - flancakes3yrCommented
Uh i mean he’s not wrong
Wen Qinxi stared at the seemingly obedient dumpling who was wrapping his arms around Wen Qinxi's neck and suddenly had a moment of realization. He had got it all wrong in the past. If he wanted to attract women's attention all he needed was an adorable kid or pet and they would all flock around to talk to him. Too bad he was already bent. 'Would that method work on Qie Ranzhe in the real world,' he thought with a sly smile.