I mean, I’m no narcissist... but I gotta say, I do be lookin’ kinda good tho.
Well, you could try cooking them?
Pretty much just this
Don’t tell me it’s a lightsaber
Surely it can’t be a bigger deal than knowing the queen of England’s secret to immortality
You know what... let’s just stick with sunflowers or sunflowers seeds cause I know I ain’t the only one who doesn’t want the Sun and the Earth to be touching.
Yep, just a small family of 80 billion yuan...
I’m guessing the machete is for when he turns into a truck then
I’ve considered that, but won’t you just become a sunflower seed then?
I’m pretty sure they’re just talking about a prostitute.
No! NO! NOOO!!! HOW COULD THAT BE?!?!
Yes, you’ll even ask them to tryit on and... oops, it seems an accident has occured.
According to google, the definition of “groom” is to: 1. brush and clean the coat of (a horse, dog, or other animal). *(of an animal) clean the fur or skin of. *give a neat and tidy appearance to (someone). *look after (a lawn, ski slope, or other surface). 2. prepare or train (someone) for a particular purpose or activity. *(of a pedophile) prepare (a child) for a meeting, especially via an internet chat room, with the intention of committing a sexual offense. The one they’re using is probably the second one... wait... something’s wrong...
The author speaks as if men don’t have emotion... ...which is true, we never cry, we just water our mustaches and beards. We never laugh, we’re just in constant pain. We never get mad, and I’ll break your neck if you say otherwise.
Probably pity, I mean, what are the chances of her liking him, amirite?
I’m seriously questioning whether I should keep reading or not.
What’d you expect? It has “stealing” in the name. It’s not like a theif would only steal money or jewelry, they could also steal a person which is also called kidnapping.
“Devouring”? Devour what?
I feel like there was a better and much shorter name, but then the system stole it.
Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid