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ImNotNarcissistic

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I mean, I’m no narcissist... but I gotta say, I do be lookin’ kinda good tho.

2019-05-07 JoinedUnited States
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic6h
    Commented

    Well, you could try cooking them?

    "No shit. How else would we eat them?"
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic6h
    Commented

    Pretty much just this

    A huge beam of light shot out from the ferocious dragon's mouth. It finally stopped when it reached a length of eight meters and formed a red blade.
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic6h
    Commented

    Don’t tell me it’s a lightsaber

    "There's a red switch on the handle. You need to push it up."
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic6h
    Replied to Sleeping_Racoon
    "You've saved me so many times. What's there to thank me for? If you really want to thank me, just be gentler when you train me next time."
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic6h
    Commented

    Surely it can’t be a bigger deal than knowing the queen of England’s secret to immortality

    "But that's not a big deal now. I'll show you around later."
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic6h
    Replied to ChibiSage

    You know what... let’s just stick with sunflowers or sunflowers seeds cause I know I ain’t the only one who doesn’t want the Sun and the Earth to be touching.

    If they were allowed to grow up smoothly, they would become top-notch pea-shooters and shoot peas that were as powerful as cannonballs.
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    Everyone Becomes Demonized: I Become A Six-Winged Seraph
    Sci-fi · Taking Medicine As Sweets
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic10h
    Commented

    Yep, just a small family of 80 billion yuan...

    "I'm just from a small family with eighty billion yuan," Huang Quan said calmly. "Other people register their trucks under their companies to reduce their taxes, but I don't lack money. So I naturally registered it under my name."
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic11h
    Commented

    I’m guessing the machete is for when he turns into a truck then

    Including the handle, the machete was eight meters long and weighed 3,200 kilograms. With a straight blade and slanted tip, it was similar to the Tang Heng Dao[1].
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    Before Global Motorisation, I Bought a Heavy Truck
    Sci-fi · One Foolish Thought
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic12h
    Replied to Seikatsu

    I’ve considered that, but won’t you just become a sunflower seed then?

    If they were allowed to grow up smoothly, they would become top-notch pea-shooters and shoot peas that were as powerful as cannonballs.
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    Everyone Becomes Demonized: I Become A Six-Winged Seraph
    Sci-fi · Taking Medicine As Sweets
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic21h
    Replied to Len_Kagamine_0920

    I’m pretty sure they’re just talking about a prostitute.

    "It's really an elf! She's even prettier than Sylvanas!", the lizardman named Robert's eyes were wide open. He kept sticking out his tongue and his eyes were filled with greed.
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    Everyone Becomes Demonized: I Become A Six-Winged Seraph
    Sci-fi · Taking Medicine As Sweets
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic21h
    Replied to BreezyNovels

    No! NO! NOOO!!! HOW COULD THAT BE?!?!

    Sophia fond of Hubert even more.
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    Everyone Becomes Demonized: I Become A Six-Winged Seraph
    Sci-fi · Taking Medicine As Sweets
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic21h
    Commented

    Yes, you’ll even ask them to tryit on and... oops, it seems an accident has occured.

    "I also want one for decoration in the living room. Friends can show it off when they come!"
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    Livestream: The Adjudicator of Death
    Magical Realism · Twenty-Eight Peanuts
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    According to google, the definition of “groom” is to: 1. brush and clean the coat of (a horse, dog, or other animal). *(of an animal) clean the fur or skin of. *give a neat and tidy appearance to (someone). *look after (a lawn, ski slope, or other surface). 2. prepare or train (someone) for a particular purpose or activity. *(of a pedophile) prepare (a child) for a meeting, especially via an internet chat room, with the intention of committing a sexual offense. The one they’re using is probably the second one... wait... something’s wrong...

    "Are you here to collect the books? Angelina seems to have started grooming you...
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    After Transmigrating as a Demon, I've Been Adopted by Angels!
    Fantasy · Tangerines and Watermelons
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    The author speaks as if men don’t have emotion... ...which is true, we never cry, we just water our mustaches and beards. We never laugh, we’re just in constant pain. We never get mad, and I’ll break your neck if you say otherwise.

    Because of his 'disability', the emotional female angels all felt pity for him.
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    After Transmigrating as a Demon, I've Been Adopted by Angels!
    Fantasy · Tangerines and Watermelons
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    Probably pity, I mean, what are the chances of her liking him, amirite?

    William didn't understand why Shirley suddenly told him this. The relationship between the two of them didn't seem to be very good.
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    Burglar System: Stealing Ancient Dragon God Bloodline from the Very Start
    Fantasy · Little Big Brother Zhang
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    I’m seriously questioning whether I should keep reading or not.

    The phantom of a Dragon God? Why didn't he see it?
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    Burglar System: Stealing Ancient Dragon God Bloodline from the Very Start
    Fantasy · Little Big Brother Zhang
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    What’d you expect? It has “stealing” in the name. It’s not like a theif would only steal money or jewelry, they could also steal a person which is also called kidnapping.

    That was powerful. Did this mean that the Stealing System could not only steal Endowed Supernatural Abilities, but also steal more things, such as physique, lifespan, luck, and even the rules of this world!
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    Burglar System: Stealing Ancient Dragon God Bloodline from the Very Start
    Fantasy · Little Big Brother Zhang
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    “Devouring”? Devour what?

    "Devouring Enchantress!"
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    Burglar System: Stealing Ancient Dragon God Bloodline from the Very Start
    Fantasy · Little Big Brother Zhang
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Commented

    I feel like there was a better and much shorter name, but then the system stole it.

    The System of Stealing All Things!
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    Burglar System: Stealing Ancient Dragon God Bloodline from the Very Start
    Fantasy · Little Big Brother Zhang
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  • ImNotNarcissistic
    ImNotNarcissistic1d
    Replied to JustALazyTurtle

    Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

    Yao Yong glanced at Fang Yuan who walked out of the arcane realm and said with a smile, "Young man, I'm beginning to be interested in you."
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    Pet Beasts of the World: Hundred-Fold Multiplier System
    Eastern Fantasy · Fifty Bucks for A Thousand Words
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