"But we have been saved. We will control the prices when the Colony's produce goes to market. Of course, we will extract the full value of their work, take a healthy percentage for ourselves, and in so doing, make ourselves invaluable to the ants as their trading partners. We will make profit, ensure our safety, and prevent calamity! This may prove to be the best-worst deal you have ever struck, my wife!"
We begin a more restrained hike in the indicated direction as I explain to the giant eyeball of flame about the joys of breakfast baking. I've been told that waffles are great with syrup; personally, I never had the chance to try it, but these are the little details Al is all too happy to gobble up.
"AN UNBELIEVABLE PASS HAS SNATCHED VICTORY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT. THE UNMARKED SPEEDSTER HAS SCORED THE EASIEST RUN OF HER LIFE AFTER THE MIRACLE PLAY!"
Meaning what people will see when they look at me, is literally an afterimage. They'll be attacking a ghost! Combined with my future-sense and reflexes, I'll be dodging so quick they won't even realise they missed before I'm running off somewhere else!