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JamieHamAndEggs1yrCommentedSo, a 50% income tax, while the only income dragons make is by breathing, a 0% wealth tax on their massive hoards, and a 0% capital gains tax on the stuff the get for ransoming princesses?
As for the 50% tax rate, it might seem brutal, but don't forget that the only citizens in this place were Dragons. We all knew about the Legendary Dragons hoard, but it wasn't even targeted at that, but the Aether Crystals produced by Dragons in a month.- JamieHamAndEggs1yrCommented
"The USD may only be backed with words, but those words are backed with nuclear weapons." -Gandhi
This book has been deleted. - JamieHamAndEggs1yrCommentedSayre immediately transfigured the rod into some weird red spear which flew towards the charms professor so quickly that it was barely more than a red blur. The professor created a shield that the spear somehow broke through, but it gave enough time for Flitwick to dodge it. However, this was the opening that Sayre needed to banish him outside the stage.
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Fall on his own sword because he dishonored his ancestors. That's what an East Asian peasant does. A TRUE knight goes out in one last glorious cavalry charge For The Lord.
"What is the stupidest thing a Knight can do?" He suddenly asked cryptically. - JamieHamAndEggs1yrCommented
Aztec xianxia, where you grow stronger by devouring the corpses of your defeated enemies, is the only TRUE dog eat dog world.
Limitation 4: This world is ruthless, dog eat dog in the truest sense. There will be no mercy or pity. - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommentedMisery tilted his empty bottle over with a devilish smile. "You're out of luck. If what we planned was gonna be hard mode, then we're gonna enter impossible mode."
- JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommentedI suddenly dodge a steel spike coming at me. So, the guy wants to play dirty, huh. I dodge the next one and I close my eyes. Suddenly, time seemed to slow down. I jump over the incoming spikes, using them to propel myself in the air, jumping from one spike to another. When I'm nearing Apocalypse, I create a giant portal in front of the spikes. The portal exits just at the back of En Sabah Nur who noticed my counter and conjured his force field to protect himself from his own attack.
- JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommentedJean decided to retaliate by simple grabbing him from the neck. She didn't actually lower herself to touch the abomination; she simply used her powers to do so. The act amused her and seemed somewhat familiar. Had she done this before? No, it was something else. An image of a man with a black suit and a mask appeared in her mind for a fraction of a second. It disappeared just as quickly, so Jean decided to think about it later; she had a bug to deal with.
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They are roughly as difficult to get as 3$. Your average noob could likely get a bronze coin every 20 or so minutes, an elite player a silver every 2 hours, and the 1% of the 1% could get maybe a gold coin an hour.
The AI then matched those with similar prices and bids together. If you input your desire to purchase 300 silver worth at a price point of $295.5 per coin, and the closest to that would be someone offering to sell 500 silver at a price point of $298.0, after a given period of time had passed, the AI would automatically redeem it for you. - JamieHamAndEggs2yrReplied to Daoist43gAdS
1 bronze is 3$ meaning 2000 platinum is 6 billion$. This is a free floating currency exchange meaning that the price is whatever price has equal numbers of people wanting to trade both ways. If 1 bronze was 2$ more people would want to buy than sell, pushing prices up. If 1 bronze was 4$ more people would want to sell than buy, pushing prices down.
The AI then matched those with similar prices and bids together. If you input your desire to purchase 300 silver worth at a price point of $295.5 per coin, and the closest to that would be someone offering to sell 500 silver at a price point of $298.0, after a given period of time had passed, the AI would automatically redeem it for you. - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommentedThe panther simply stood there, dumbfounded, lost, and aggrieved, like a certain beautiful senator who had seen her husband kill kids, then that same husband tried to choke her to death. Just like her the panther lost its will to live and collapsed in a heap.
- JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommentedThis dispersed Eva's attack with ease, making her sigh. The Celestial Beauty became serious once more as she manifested a throne of holiness and sat on it.
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I honestly hate this list of powerful families, but there are just enough extenuating circumstances that I can't actually argue.
As such, they had appointed one from each of their families to take the spot. - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommented
X-Men: Apocalypse final battle. Morgan: "En Sabah Nur, you survived." Apocalypse: "Suprised?" Morgan: "Your arrogance blinds you Pharaoh, now you will experience the full power of a shadow mage." *BZZT* *laughs* "At last your empire is no more." Apocalypse: "Not if I have anything to say about that." *BZZT* "Your rule is at an end, and it was not short enough." *sfx* "If you are so powerful, why leave the fighting to these kids?" Morgan: "You will not stop me, Jean Grey will become more powerful than either of us." Apocalypse: "Your faith in your apprentice is misplaced, as is your faith in your own invincibility." *sfx*
Ch 79 Chapter 79: Sandstorm (823 BC) - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommented
Now, I'm not going to go too deep in to this conspiracy theory, BUT... So Eva's part of the Japanese Imperial Family, and the Emperor Emeritus of Japan is named Akihito. Not quite the same as Akihiko, but fairly close, and about 900 years ago there was another Emperor named Akihito, who was married to a woman named Kiyoko, and I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a coincidence or not.
Akihiko, Eva's father, simply sighed once more. Ever since they were kids, Dante had always carried him around to cause trouble, and the two of them had always ended up in life and death scenarios because of that brazen nature of his. - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommentedJustin Davis cursed under his breath and spoke with a dangerous glint. "My name is Polikson Jukovic. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
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So, if Prince William is King, why were people singing God Save the Queen? Did Queen Elizabeth abdicate, but reveal herself as an immortal deity, and so people still worship her more than the actual Monarch?
In one of the chairs sat the current King of England, William Arthur Philip Louis. He was an aged man at 83 years this year, 2065. He was still abiding in the middle of his head and his hair on the sides had greyed out. - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommented
So, I was thinking, enough cultures have a flood myth that there's a decent chance there was one big flood instead of a bunch of little local floods, and in this fic, this is probably that flood. The 2 most common translations of the bible put the flood at either 2400 BC or 3300 BC, with the 3300 BC version being ancient greek, and therefor probably created by wizards and the 2400 BC version created in the early middle ages, and therefor probably created by muggles. So something something if you worship the person who sent the flood, you worship death.
Ch 10 Death (3729 BC) - JamieHamAndEggs2yrCommented
The problem with writing a good detective story is that the author either needs to be as smart as the detective to know what the detective can or can not deduce with the information available, or they need to make shit up. I really hope this is the latter and not the former.
Draco had learned all this from Maria in the previous timeline. Why she had taught him this much, only she and her God knew. Whatever the case, he would put it to good use now.