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OnionRerouted

OnionRerouted

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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted2d
    Replied to TayLawJorg

    I only just saw that you responded, and while yes, that may be true, to me, that sounds like a toxic relationship, which is still a relationship lol

    In fact, I specifically wanted to avoid ever coming in contact with her, and considering by the time I met the slut she claimed to be over 1200 years old, I knew that she hadn't changed much with the Descent of Arkadia.
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    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted11d
    Replied to TayLawJorg

    yep, just multiple women that he can bone whenever he likes... and he's not the kinda guy who'd share... logistically speaking, I call bull, my good sir xD

    In fact, I specifically wanted to avoid ever coming in contact with her, and considering by the time I met the slut she claimed to be over 1200 years old, I knew that she hadn't changed much with the Descent of Arkadia.
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted15d
    Commented
    'I wonder how many of them made it back to the past; there was never a dull moment around those crazy bastards, so if any of them made it, I should at least be able to cure some of my boredom while hanging around fucking with the timeline.'
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    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted15d
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    'I wonder how many of them made it back to the past; there was never a dull moment around those crazy bastards, so if any of them made it, I should at least be able to cure some of my boredom while hanging around fucking with the timeline.'
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
    detail
  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted15d
    Commented

    villainy bros! xD

    'I wonder how many of them made it back to the past; there was never a dull moment around those crazy bastards, so if any of them made it, I should at least be able to cure some of my boredom while hanging around fucking with the timeline.'
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted16d
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    |It is all right. I, as the Imperium Royal Basileus Observer today, swear by the Imperium that any possible consequential weavings of the Codex of Extremity and the Lands of Vitalis and Vacuous it presides over fall to me. I will bear the responsibility for any issues caused by the delay in tending to the Codex as Archon Basileus Al-Abalem and Ignatius state, and the first two Contests can begin first.|
    altalt
    Infinite Mana in the Apocalypse
    Games · Adui
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted16d
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    any* profit lol

    Then, they would kidnap and deal with the woman before submitting their own version of the other six books in the series, before splitting and profit the book made.
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted16d
    Commented

    so, man's harem's getting a 'dere... lol

    In fact, I specifically wanted to avoid ever coming in contact with her, and considering by the time I met the slut she claimed to be over 1200 years old, I knew that she hadn't changed much with the Descent of Arkadia.
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted16d
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    Wearing a smile under my mask, I began by crushing his testicles with the heel of my shoe, popping a certain fleshy appendage, stomping on his abdomen, and forcing a mouthful of bile and blood to erupt out his mouth until I finally stood above his chest. 
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted16d
    Commented

    sensitivity warning: Taylor does not treat chihuahuas well, expect yelps of pain... lol

    What are you? A Chihuahua?
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted17d
    Commented
    With an ominous feeling setting in on her location, Jennifer was completely unaware of the dangerous child sporting a plain black hoodie lurking outside the café on that dreary day.
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted18d
    Commented

    Well... riveting is a term that could be considered loosely...

    On the small, blue table before her was a large notebook where she had been scribbling down the ending of a riveting tale that she had spent the last year or so trying to rewrite.
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
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    'Tch, this bitch was a total whore, wracking up a body count even famous idols couldn't touch, sheesh over 200 rods entered that filthy cave of hers; even holding her head disgusts me.' Wishing I had a pair of gloves to wear so that Gina's face wouldn't dirty my bare flesh, I tightened my grip, causing the girl to begin thrashing about as blood leaked from her ears, nose, and mouth.
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
    Commented
    Nearby, Aaron had backed himself against the wall, not bothering to hide the wet spot forming on his trousers between his legs from where he had begun soiling himself. 
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
    Commented
    Like a bat dropping down from the ceiling, I released the rope, allowing it to fall beside me, and straightened my body into a clean dive while my eyes locked onto a lanky young man carrying a small child who appeared to be around 6 or 7 years old. 
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
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    Resting quietly in my right hand was a pure white, circular mask. Now, this was no ordinary mask; no, it was filled with small round holes and had been made famous thanks to a series of movies back in the 1970s and 1980s, but before that, it was viewed as a typical hockey goalie mask. 
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
    Commented
    Death From Above
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
    Commented
    A new Challenger Has Appeared
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
    Commented
    'I have my Racial Classification to thank for that; if I were only a basic human, I'd be locked into one Cycle a day, 6.2 Phys stats…sheesh, that's already pushing the peak of No-Rank borderline Alpha for people who invested all their stat points into a single stat before ranking up. The future is looking bright.' Closing my eyes, my head slowly drooped until I finally fell asleep, putting an end to my first day in the Instance. 
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted19d
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    That was the downside of consecutive use of a Circulation skill: no matter which stats it increased, your body would require large amounts of supplements to replace what it was burning throughout the Cycle, and compared to my previous Circulation Skill, the Hidden Vestiges of Physicality burned ten times more nutrients, meaning I had to binge eat to replace what was lost. 
    altalt
    The Villain's RE:Life
    Fantasy · TayLawJorg
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