as auntie Eileen once said: a hoonter must hoont.

The Wizard War is a meme that emerged on The Clock App where people started inventing more and more horrifying spells like "testicular torsion" or "Power Word: CRUNCH". A guy then made a video where a normal low level dnd wizard reacts to the war basically freaking out and trying to get the f out of there.

technically speaking, Ophis and Great Red aren't really dragons. They're personified concepts, they can take whatever form they want to. It's just that dragons are commonly seen as the strongest race in the world so powerful beings like the two dragon gods basically just default to said race, and people who meet them generally assume they are just REALLY strong members of the dragon race.

also best way to get disassembled one atom at a time to be then yeeted through time and space.

careful or you might see some of these soon

Technically incorrect, what you have to understand is that in the world of danmachi, "genkai" or the mortal world is very much a playground for the gods. Even the antagonistic gods like Enyo are mostly just playing around( though they still are jerks make no mistake). The falna is a system that rewards andventurers based on their achievements. The more "story" worthy the act, the greater the increase. In order to rise up quickly you basically have to continuously perform a "story" that is worthy of being noticed by the gods up in "tenkai" or the divine realm. the more gods paying atention, the greater the falna so using strong weapons isn't counter productive in itself, it's just boring and not very interesting for the gods watching so you don't get much out of it. Falna was created by Ouranos and a few other gods to increase the number of "story worthy" mortals around after the hype of Argonaut and the blind poet seeing as very few people were rising up to the challenge and genkai would be completely wreked by the one-eyed black dragon and the dungeon, which would remove the main source of godly entertainment around.

he's actually right the author of danmachi has locked down the air x bell pairing, he's just using the harem trope with the other girls to bring more fans and because it's a shonen code. I mean the guy is so focused on said pairing that he went into a hissy fit and made an entire AU where bell loses and everyone dies when he's not in love with aiz and thus doesn't get Liaris Freez, just because people kept asking him for different pairings.

they are to an extent but they get incerdibly aggressive right after shedding

if she ever learns about Cookie Clicker we'll have an apocalypse on our hands...

the blue one of course. ^^

Okay this need's to be used more, srsly the lord's name hurting devils was only ever used in the og as a plot point for asia and such. I would love a fic with a sassy/sadistic MC just reading psalms from different holy scriptures and the world around him( especially evil aligned creatures like the Devils or Dragons) just going absolutely bonkers. Could you imagine? Him swearing in Gods name would just be his most basic attack like: Mc: Jesus H.Christ, Fin God D@*#it ! and the low class devils around him just burst into flames! It would be GLORIOUS if done right.

wait now that I think of it why do we all assume he's Greek? or even from the Greco-Roman pantheon for that matter? All that's been said was that he's godly parent is male, has some form of control over snow, cold or water, and that his visions are unique to him amongst his siblings - sidenote that also means he DOES have siblings - so his father could totally be from another pantheon altogether.

they did do something similar with Percy iirc so maybe? or is that fanon?

Now where did I put my hammer of dawn again?

I mean asfi from the hermes familia Does use bombs as her primary method of combat iirc soo... yeah i could totaly see him project a reinforced Crozzo and Asfi made magical nuke to kill the big bad f off dragon at the bottom of the dungeon or something similar