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Snakestream

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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream6mth
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    Senior White replied, "I have seen him appear in the form of the Scholarly Sage when facing off against enemies."
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream6mth
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    The large holy ape kept slapping its chest while roaring non-stop. It was as if it was saying, "If not for my little brothers holding me back, I would have gone up there and beat you up!"
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream6mth
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    Weren't these supposed to be like ultra rare? With how often we hear about them, they kinda feel like field cabbages.

    This was a scripture written by the Scholarly Sage when he was still alive.
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream6mth
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    Old generation has their hearts mercilessly rended when dealing with Shuhang, but the new generation profits well.

    Fairy Almighty Seller said, "Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, you really are a good business partner."
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    "Am I supposed to just let these resurrection treasures go to waste?"

    Northern River's Loose Cultivator said, "Are you trying to find new ways to die every day?"
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    So much for "harmless to humans and animals"

    My heart got viciously rent by Papa Song just now, so it's just right for me to rend someone else's heart.
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    The real question is if your neck and waist are strong enough to do the upside down helicopter thing.

    He was too young; he had no immortal bearing at all!
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    Dugu Bai is playing 4D checkers while Yellow Mountain is playing 5D chess!

    True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, "Hehehe, how would they be able to block our signal and intercept and use my number to talk to you without my tacit acceptance?"
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    At least he has SOME self awareness

    Doudou reminded, "Just avoid getting Thrice Reckless to be a groomsman. I feel that if he and I are together, something big will happen."
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    I thought it was the Barking Sky Battalion?

    "Hehe." Doudou raised his head, and softly said, "A lot of my friends have already comforted me and told me that given stupid Yellow Mountain's character, it was impossible for me to get married to a male dog. However... I saw the groom yesterday, it was a powerful elder-level male dog of the [Dog Sky Battalion]."
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
    Commented

    Shuhang does seem to attract the lolis...

    Why did it seem like Tubo's words made him a sinful lolicon?
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
    Commented

    Senior White is like subway surfer playing at the bottom of a boring tiktok

    Horizon had a calm expression on his face. "When a cultivator advances from the Third to the Fourth Stage, there are three methods to delay the heavenly tribulation, and the cost of these methods isn't high. The first method is…"
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    Bruh, she's 10

    "Too weak. A real man can pick up a girl in one hour and make a baby in one day~ How about I give you a piece of advice? After all, I'm very experienced when it comes to handling girls. Let me think a little... Ah, right. That girl called Shi is living with you, right? Don't look down on my information network; it's excellent. Anyway, have you thought about picking up Loli Shi? She's very cute, and also very sensible. If you get sentenced to three years in jail, you'll make a big profit. If you got the death penalty, you wouldn't suffer a loss, either. Lolicons have been in vogue during the past few years," Doudou said.
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    He busy making a Medicine Disciple

    Senior Medicine Master was currently very busy, so now wouldn't be a good time to reserve a spot at his place.
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    Then, the saber intent wrapped around his torso, his head, arms, knees…
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
    Commented

    Some people just want to watch the world burn

    Dharma King Creation was extremely popular in the world of music as of late, and he would literally set things on fire wherever he went!
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    Sharing is caring

    "Little friend Song Shuhang, are you okay?" True Monarch Eternal Fire asked Song Shuhang and forcefully propped him up. Actually, his legs were also somewhat soft, but he had to grit his teeth and keep up his image since he was in front of a junior.
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
    Commented

    ...Yet

    "Not even in your dreams!" Song Shuhang smiled and said, "I'm not a masochist."
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    Maybe should've researched who was backing up Stressed by A Mountain of Books...

    "Even if I dared to provoke the Spirit River Su Clan, I absolutely don't dare to provoke the influence behind Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman. I like to take on dangerous challenges, but I don't like to take on challenges where I'm bound to die for sure," Young Master Hai's puppet said with a smile.
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  • Snakestream
    Snakestream7mth
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    "Since they have soft and fair skin... in the worst case, we can tie them up and sell them to that sect of female cultivators, the 'Moonlight Jade Maiden Alliance'. We should be able to sell them for several tens of thousands of spirit stones of the Fourth Stage! We might even make a small profit."
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