This calculation doesn't work while doing headstands

If you give a man a match, you keep him warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life

I'm feeling Deja Vu. Was there another chapter about this?

I remember a post on Facebook with a huge number of comments where most of the comments were toxic. I blocked 2 people and all of the toxic comments disappeared. Two toxic people were able to drown out the voices of dozens of other people. I'm in favor of free speech. Sometimes this means that we don't give a megaphone to idiots.

So put the bodies in the parts that aren't supposed to crack?

Every once in a while just say, "I know the truth about the dark thoughts you have been having". No matter who you say this to, the response will be interesting since everyone has dark thoughts about something from time to time

The more intelligent your parents are, the more likely you will be an alcoholic. Conversely, the smarter you are, the more likely your parents will be alcoholics. Thus time is turning everyone into an alcoholic. Stupidity is our only hope.

Transgender day of visibility has been around for years. Ironically, it just wasn't very visible. Maybe they should have named it something else

Due to the expanding nature of the universe, travelling through time without also travelling in space is invariably fatal. Due to the nature of inertia, travelling through space and time is also fatal. However, there is a safe method where one can travel one hour into the future by doing exactly nothing for one hour

That is why my true weirdness is only on the inside

Private space flights for billionaires are all about launching their sensitive info into the sun. You can't convince me that the wealthy really want to live on Mars

It would be cruel to block every game except chess

Is it as awesome as fontawesome?

and Life is a cereal

I guess my neighborhood is badder than bad

The advertising algorithm seems to think that people who read this web-novel might be interested in a burlesque show featuring Jabba the Hut. They probably found the right target audience.

I use mine

I think you mean "morale"