MurderNoodle
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MurderNoodle3yrCommentedsee this is just the beginning
Behind him, half a dozen people were cringing, wondering who farted.- MurderNoodle3yrCommented
oh this might be bad he had chipotle just before an interview
After a delightful breakfast, Ben walked across the street to the building he'd be interviewing in—the Hearth Tower—a feat of architecture and human ingenuity. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
or it might just be a unibrow
Lu Ze felt a little confused but still walked over. He studied his dad carefully. This old handsome man definitely had quite some girls chasing after him back in the Earth era. There was some authority between his eyebrows, which is probably due to being in power for a long time? - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
im pretty sure its oscorp
I never thought something like this would happen to me, not even in my wildest dreams would I think something like this since I was born I was raised in high birth, my father "Norman Osborn" is the CEO of one of the most technological research companies. America's great "Oscord" I was raised on the rigorous label and sent to the best schools in the country alongside my older brother Harry Osborn. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
Khopesh ?
It didn't take long for the perfect opportunity that Noah was looking for to emerge, because in a few moments an ice rock flew by Noah towards the King of Rats and when the big monster went to dodge the ice, a woman with a strange shaped half-moon blade saw that during the strange movement the rat had made to deflect the ice, he had left his rib area exposed. Without thinking twice, she slammed the blade at the weakness. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
im just imagining shuri's face with a ridiculously buff male body
To Which Max nodded. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
i think mine was tokyo ghoul or attack on titan
After a few minutes of thinking, he went with the first anime that he fell in love with: One Piece. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
1,2, and 4
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thanks goodness it wasnt what i thought it was
"Ahhh! He punched me in the d*ck!" - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
please dont tell me hes gonna do that weird anime/weeb move where he shoves his finger up his but
With Ben on the ground defenseless, the blonde tilted one leg back as he prepared to deliver a soccer kick to the head! - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
easy esay
As she reached the entrance to the dorm, she stopped in place when she saw Ben, recognizing him as well. She greeted him with some unknown words. "Eisai esy…" - MurderNoodle3yrReplied to MurderNoodle
wait i take that back that would probably look gross
''I wonder if I can put even more energy in the balls of qi I had previously created and have them all reach the quality of this one'' he said as he looked at the brightest qi ball he had created up until now, the 55th ball. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
i want 55 balls
''I wonder if I can put even more energy in the balls of qi I had previously created and have them all reach the quality of this one'' he said as he looked at the brightest qi ball he had created up until now, the 55th ball. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
i think the demon lord is female and either enslaves the males or has some sort of hate for males and tortures them or smoething
While I was finishing off my beer, I started to think about this whole situation. I wasn't entirely sure I was happy about it. I mean the skills were good and I'd already had fun, but the whole thing about fighting the demon lord was concerning to say the least. I was also kind of stuck on what Lillia had said about the men being destroyed and the distinction between that and how the women were killed. - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
...nevermind
On an interesting note—that guy was Ben… - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
ben should take notes
One notable thing about the evening was even though the attractive girls stayed home, it hadn't stopped a decent amount of thirsty guys from trying their luck. This created additional negative factors. It worsened Ben's odds by producing an awful male to female ratio, and created a gross atmosphere for the women. A desperate guy even opened a bartender with the line "Out of all the animals in the world, which one's ass would you eat?" - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
im just imaginigy someone in the sky moving around like literal fish
This chapter has been deleted. - MurderNoodle3yrReplied to Keht_Jelicho
But if you do that then the apple seeds will grow an apple tree in your stomache
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not again
Ben was a quick learner. His body language and tone aligned in perfect harmony. He remembered to speak with a carefree, playful attitude. He did everything Beluga said. It was perfect. "Are you Hitler?" - MurderNoodle3yrCommented
oh no
As he got closer to her, he went over the plan. 'Famous person…I Got it. Don't forget the light smirk.'