ImADinosaur
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I'm not a dinosaur
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ImADinosaur1yrCommentedyeah no shes gonna peg him
Her eyes were bright with the same look Draco always made towards legendary treasure chests.- ImADinosaur1yrCommented
oh nah get outta here with your hoe-no-jitsu
"My Anomaly… where have you gone…? Don't you want to meet me…?" - ImADinosaur1yrCommented
no its cus he can literally one shot them
And it was because of a simple reason, the reason being he had seen much worse! - ImADinosaur1yrCommented
ooh kinky
"Bring his head to me. I will only be satisfied if I spit in his severed head every day!" - ImADinosaur1yrCommented
bro finished jumping around in the living room and then immediately curled up into the fetal position
Despite getting worried looks from his sister, Liam continued with his workout for another half an hour before finally melting into a child's pose and relaxing a bit. - ImADinosaur1yrCommented
i too, tend to feel 'light' after spending half of my life savings
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man isnt even edgy. straight up dead inside.
Normally, a person who suffered a lot in their last life would be overjoyed at the premise of starting over in a new world, but Devon was just worn down. He just felt tired, with a deep sadness that weighed down his soul from all the cumulative misfortune that slowly chipped away at him from his past life. It would be a misnomer to call it depression at this point–he was well past the point of depression when his mother passed away. At this point, it was apathy. Unfeelingness, a sort of numbness that took away the joy from the little things in life. - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
spiritual condom.
|NEW!| Child Making Mode - Can be switched ON/OFF for birth control. 1000 Points - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
and SPECIFICALLY girls.
Aphrodisiac Powder - Can be put into food or drinks that will make a girl horny for 1 hour. 200 Points - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
yoo he gets the exotic gold skin for his dick!
Congratulations! You won as the first person to watch porn 10000 times. You are hereby granted a once in a lifetime opportunity! - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
wait yall dont finish jacking it to the ads?
While Max was masturbating, a pop-up ad suddenly covered the whole screen! - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
wow. what an incredible plan. just... wow.
Having died twice already, Venn was now a daredevil. With what he had available to him, he had hatched a plan to take down Rena. He called this plan: "Operation Rena's Ass Plowing Event." - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
nah man 8 x 8 is like 16 or smthn
"Wait, no, 8 x 8 is 81..." - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REFERRING TO HER PHYSICAL STATE AS "like a child" ITS GIVING MASSIVE NO NO VIBES
Venn could see the splendid view of Erza's naked back and butt in full view. Her small butt was firm and lissom. Her legs were opened in a lewd way forming into a M-shaped. She was half-squatting, giving an extremely vulgar look as she moved her hips in sync with her tail movements. Every time she moves her hips up, Venn could see her orifices for a moment before disappearing and reappearing again. Her pussy and anus was extremely small like that of a child, and they appeared to be drooping with a mysterious and sticky fluid. - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
wow great disclaimer i was gonna go and do it if it wasnt for that!
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"shes actually lived for 100+ years"
Erza was of a particularly small stature. Other than the tiny black wings attached to her back, and the U-shape horn that stuck out from the sides of her head, she looked just like an adorable elementary school girl, standing at about 5 foot. She wore a rosary necklace, and like the rest of the demon guards, her attire was skimpy as well; wearing only a black cross-shaped tube barely covering her undeveloped breast, her bottom consisted only a black rough rag covering her private parts with her devil tail sticking out from behind her tailbone. - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
magic cum
[Skills: S Rank - Persuasion of the God Conqueror (Shooting your cum inside a girl's pussy while they orgasm will make them a devout to you.)] - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
"fuckin hell its the rich pyromaniac again"
They were scared witless about the black smoke coming out from the holiday cabin, but when their eyes landed on Reylin, their expression turned blank, and they just stared at the young man. - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
bro im just him minus the good looks and caring for his family.
Zach, 18 years old, has black hair, golden eyes, a little bit taller than the teenagers on his age, a perfect body build, and an attractive smile as well as an arrogant smirk. He lived with his mother and little sister. His school reports were above average, but nothing extraordinary. He was just a normal high school student— or so he looked like, but he was hiding a big secret from the world. He had no life goals, and he wanted to take care of his sister and mother. - ImADinosaur2yrCommented
anything could keep anyone away if thrown hard enough
"You see that, William?" Lulu smirked. "An apple a day keeps everyone away, if you throw it hard enough!"