Teucer
Not much to say here.
of reading
29
Read books
Badges
7Moments
64
Teucer2yrReplied to CelestialBirdthingThat's dark...still funny though.
"Endure Today, Freedom Tomorrow!"- Teucer3yrCommented
I'm pretty sure we all have very good guess.
Turning her head to look out the window, there was a deep look in Sister Qi's eyes, yet no one knew what she was thinking… - Teucer3yrCommented
Chen Yu: "Yeah?"
"You think No. 2 Middle School is some place where you can come and go as you please?" - Teucer3yrCommented
She just wants to look at his 'manly' posterior, doesn't she.
"No, you go first. I'll watch you go into the school before I leave." - Teucer3yrCommented
Comrades? Is this MTL?
He attracted the attention of many lady comrades. - Teucer3yrCommented
Your inherent narcissism wasn't cultivated high enough yet.
Chen Yu walked closer to the mirror and opened his eyes wide to carefully observe himself. "Am I this handsome? How come I didn't notice before?" - Teucer3yrCommented
His side hustle donating at the fertility clinic will be conducted in 10 gallon units.
[Exposure to lethal radiation: Sperm quality +140…] - Teucer3yrCommented
*Ding!* "Prestige Class: Murder Hobo unlocked."
After a while, Chen Yu calmed down and stepped forward again to "check" the condition of the body. - Teucer3yrCommented
No, i'm pretty sure you already maxed out the Pathetic attribute a while ago. Now you're just grinding purely out of habit.
Could he say that he just acquired this armor yesterday? What was the point of saying it? It would only make him look more pathetic. - Teucer3yrCommented
Lin Jiufeng: "Furniture? Jackpot!!"
[Sign-In successful. Received Millennium Frost Jade Bed!] - Teucer3yrCommented
Hope he had enough wipes this time.
After bathing and whatnot, Chen Yu went into his room and played on his Switch for a while. - Teucer3yrCommented
'Bags of dried sour plums'? Is that slang for granny hookers?
Two bags of dried sour plums... - Teucer3yrCommented
Chen Yu: "And that's just my dantian."
As she spoke, Sister Qi reached out and touched Chen Yu's abdomen. Feeling the Vigor circulating in his energy center, she was surprised. "It's really big." - Teucer3yrCommented
Chen Yu: "For both our sakes I hope so."
But right after that, a girl also came over and touched Chen Yu's abdomen. "Oh my god! It's bigger than mine!" she gasped. - Teucer3yrCommented
Chen Yu: "Yes!! And put your weight in it!"
"I have CCTV surveillance! I must catch him! And give him a big, tight slap!" - Teucer3yrCommentedSo he might as well find a comfortable position as he awaited death.
- Teucer3yrCommented
Thus began the rise of the M Master. Chen Yu: "Harder, Daddy! Harder!"
[Mental damage inflicted: Mental state +1] - Teucer3yrReplied to Theoritizer
Nah, he's naturally hateable to a degree that a mere cosmic level curse is powerless to affect.
The dislike Chen Yu's classmates felt towards him had steadily increased over time. - Teucer3yrCommented
Yes, and she will have no interest in you whatsoever.
"Lonely days are over? Could it be that a beautiful woman can hatch?" - Teucer3yrCommented
Are you sure about that? You need about 2000 ml a day, more if you want to engage in strenuous activity.
"Four units of wood for three hundred milliliters of water. It's worth it."