Memopsalms
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Memopsalms3yrCommentedthat, sarcasm is LIT! wanna do it myself. HAHAHA
"You have a long beard. Your wearing robes. You have a big nose. Witches have big noses, don't they? Oh, and the letter said it was from a place called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. If you're here on behalf of the school, then you're most likely a wizard. Either that or you're some oddly dressed pedophile that tricked the Matron into getting into a young boy's bedroom." Tom says innocently but smiled inwardly at the shocked and appalled face Dumbledore made at his last words.- Memopsalms3yrCommented
I love languages. I'm in love with every language in the world. Too bad, I can't learn them. My memory sucks.
Seeing the connection between Parseltongue and the Founder of Slytherin house, maybe it would be worthwhile to learn Parseltongue regardless. He picked out a few more languages to learn, most of them were common European languages like French, Russian, Italian, Spanish, then he chose Gobbledegook, and Draconian. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
all hail Google!
(Brought to you by Google) - Memopsalms3yrCommented
wow. amazing BS.
[The requirement for unlocking this version was for the host to not rely on Enron to gain a certain skill.] - Memopsalms3yrCommented
stupid . what's the point of having it if you're not going to utilize it? seriously?
"Listen you idiot, if i learn everything so easily won't I get too much OP. Let me taste the meaning of working hard from the basics." - Memopsalms3yrCommented
wutt? why not focus on one first then the rest. 1st spirit can follow the usual configuration. 2nd spirit can make all black or with red rings. 3rd spirit with all reds or with golden rings. tssskk.
3rd Martial Soul: Purple, Purple, Black - Memopsalms3yrCommented
seriously? stupid. if this continues, might as well drop. too much to read.
Emery caught the bag and counted nine four-leaf moon clovers left. She had taken one in exchange for her killing the angler vine and the second for leaving them, he guessed. It didn't still sit right with him but he convinced himself. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
Kira, The Boogeyman.
It even got to the point that parents would make up stories of Kira to scare their kids when they do something bad. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
usually, titles give idea about the content of the chapter. but this, this is LIT! hahah
Kangaroos can't fart. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
nah. that mentality sucks. it's loot of war dude. suck it up.
As he entered his apartment, he still couldn't figure out how to make money. Make no mistake, he could've just ransacked everything in that mansion earlier but he reasoned with himself, he may be a murderer but he ain't a thief so he was back to thinking how to make money. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
and the story of cheese took it all the way.
For example, in her previous life, Yuna had picked up an incredibly eccentric disciple. For reasons that are still completely unknown to her, he insisted to train himself in a rather odd Dao. The Dao of Cheese. When Yuna heard his resolve for the first time, she considers beating him up until he changes his mind, but she didn't. Being insane isn't weird for long-lived cultivators, after all, so she just let it go. Pretty much everyone was laughing at him for that choice or at least they were laughing at him until he somehow made a breakthrough and became the God of Cheese, reaching godhood far faster than almost all of Yuna's other disciples. Although Yuna still felt slightly disgusted at remembering massive amounts of people choking to death on even more massive amounts of cheese, she couldn't help but occasionally remember that eccentric disciple of hers with some fondness. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
usually, they will just be killed. this one is more interesting that I expected. stitch them up! HAHAHA.
[Did my f*cked up mind go too far, or did you guys find this acceptable and started laughing like Laffitte?] - Memopsalms3yrCommented
humanoids? ugly? nah. I can where it's going.
Of course, it also had shortcomings. The Queen of Thorns looked pretty good, though its beginner form, Thorns, was not pleasing to the eye at all. In fact, it could be called ugly. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
and here it goes. muscle head becomes bookworm.
"Hmm. What a polite young man. This is my first time seeing an 'Otherworldly Individual' treating me like this. Well if you want to broaden your horizon then you should read some books, the more books you read the smarter you become." Said the Old lady librarian. - Memopsalms3yrCommented
and the muscle head.
DEXTERITY : 30 WISDOM : 5 - Memopsalms3yrCommented
hit the books man. no more muscle for you.
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