MasterOfTheDadJoke

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MasterOfTheDadJoke7d ago
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I Can Copy the Talents of All Creatures
Eastern · Good General of 10 Directions
MasterOfTheDadJoke13d ago
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Chapter 25: Milking Him Dry
Your Spell Version is Too Low!
Eastern · Zhou Mo
MasterOfTheDadJokea month ago
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But Xiao Wuge just waved his hand dismissively. "To err is human. As long as you know your mistake and can correct it, it's fine."
You Promised to Be an Idle Son-in-Law, How Could You Become a Land Immortal?
Eastern · Wei April
MasterOfTheDadJokea month ago
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I am only familiar with the metric system. I do not recognise this unit of measurement.
'This is incredibly draining. I feel like I jerked off fifty or sixty times in one night. There's not an ounce of strength left in my body.'
You Promised to Be an Idle Son-in-Law, How Could You Become a Land Immortal?
Eastern · Wei April
MasterOfTheDadJokea month ago
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"Just kidding. Surely the Prime Minister isn't such a stick-in-the-mud? They say petty people have rotten crotches. Prime Minister, surely you aren't rotten down there too!"
Embroidered Uniform Guard: I Can Plunder Talents
Eastern · A fleeting visitor journeying to the mortal world
MasterOfTheDadJoke2 months ago
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I love how martial integrity is portrayed in this novel. Thanks for the chapter!
Ch 191 Chapter 143: Humiliation
Eternal Life: I Have the Favor System
Eastern · Ancient Fat Dragon
MasterOfTheDadJoke3 months ago
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Anyway, it's just a fox, not a person—so what if it saw?
Simplification System: From Perfect Arrow Skill to Immortal
Eastern · Dragon Xun Tian
MasterOfTheDadJoke3 months ago
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Guo Wei watched him scream and howl on the ground before speaking slowly and deliberately. "If Lin Guang hadn't escaped unharmed, this wouldn't have ended with just your legs being crippled. If he had been harmed in the slightest, it might be both you and your master lying on the floor right now. No one gets to bully a disciple of mine, Guo Wei. Not even a Noble Family Disciple!"
Eternal Life: I Have the Favor System
Eastern · Ancient Fat Dragon
MasterOfTheDadJoke3 months ago
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YEAAAHHH
The South City Martial Arts Examination was a grand event held only once every two years for over a dozen nearby counties. Li Yishan had traveled for three days to get here. He had personally witnessed Chu Lingguang take first place in the Qiao Pass, fight a Noble Family Disciple to a draw in the blade competition, and now, in the Lance event, he saw him grievously injure Liu Quan. This was, in the truest sense, a moment of vicarious revenge.
Eternal Life: I Have the Favor System
Eastern · Ancient Fat Dragon
MasterOfTheDadJoke3 months ago
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Chu Lingguang gripped the Stone Lock with both hands. The instant he heaved, his feet seemed to sink deep into the sand. Veins bulged on his arms as a mighty roar erupted from his chest. The Stone Lock lifted from the ground and, aided by his Perfection-level Heavenward Force, he successfully raised it high above his head.
Eternal Life: I Have the Favor System
Eastern · Ancient Fat Dragon

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