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Do not expect logic from a Xianxia novel Do not expect consistency from a Xianxia novel Do not expect basic math skills from a Xianxia novel This is the mantra for a sane and happy life
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Facepunch1yrCommentedSophie's face flashed across Cleo's mind, and she felt a sudden burst of determination to implement her risky plan.- Facepunch2yrReplied to Castle_Gate
This isn't in front of a female disciple
He yanked his other hand, pulling the guard's sword out of his grasp to embed itself into the ground a distance away. The guard didn't even have time to react to his disarmament before Master smashed him on the head with the ledger, caving his skull in. - Facepunch2yrCommented
Like the myriad colors dragon!
"Monsters that you think only exist in myths but prowl around within our very Plane, the various races of Superior Dragons and the monsters of the Abyss. And if you are unfortunate enough to meet a Great One, not even heaven can help you!" - Facepunch2yrReplied to TheWolfWhoCriedBoy
Almost as rare as a Xianxia MC who learns from his mistakes. And only slightly more rare than a j-novel MC who learns from his mistakes.
He smirked at us, "Nothing, really. I learnt my lesson that I can't touch him. His reputation is not unfounded, after all~" - Facepunch2yrCommented
The wendigo was an arrogant young master possessing an arrogant young master!
I guess this particular spirit was just retarded or something. - Facepunch2yrCommentedCh 478 There's Always A Bigger Fish
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Thought that was just Legion voice, not a fifth personality
From what I know, this should be an extremely improbable feat. The mind would be too occupied with maintaining the connection with one particular type Elemental Quark to even consider pulling in another one. - Facepunch2yrReplied to DaoOfCulture"A dream?"
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Undead fox would have just killed him
Ah, the undead fox huh? She is quite the strong one and seeing as to how Elaria stopped her with a cannon for now, she might come back in the future. I should probably prepare for that eventuality. - Facepunch2yrReplied to Tyrannical_Book
No, that's "monkey steals peaches"
I stopped in my tracks, turning around just in time to see Cai Hong run up to catch up with me. Behind her, Dailus was on the ground in a fetal position with his hands clutching in between his legs, groaning in pain. - Facepunch2yrCommented
I'm remembering this webcomic... I think it was called Does Not Play Well With Others. The main character was a lamia and went on the children's internet forums to search for prey. Her roommate was appalled until she explained that she was eating pedophiles. A couple of pages later she discovered that the pedophile had double-booked with a local vampire. Hilarity ensued... especially when the pedophile finally arrived at the end of the story arc and realized that he was the least dangerous predator present.
The last one scratched his bald head before adjusting his glasses, "Oh… Er… They can't be eaten actually…" - Facepunch2yrReplied to BadWebnovelAccount
I give it a 50% chance of there being nothing left of that group but bloodstained floors and a suspiciously well-fed dragon loli by the end of the arc.
"'Loly kon' group!" Cai Hong said cheerily. - Facepunch2yrReplied to TidusFH
The problem is that it's more likely to be fetishism than romance. This is especially true with the G(ay) component of LGBT for some reason.
But for some reason, elder brother Dailus and Father had vehemently rejected our ideas, even calling the pure BL that we came up with "disgusting and utterly unacceptable". - Facepunch2yrCommented
There goes half the content of your average Xianxia novel
Master raised an eyebrow at them, "What? You were expecting me to listen to your monologues when I could've just taken you out? I really don't care about your reason for doing this crap, you destroyed my house, ruined a perfectly good festival and both of you are wearing Dark Sect robes. That's reason enough for me to take you down." - Facepunch2yrReplied to Phantom_Rider_1550
No he doesn't, that's the whole point of the novel
Master waved his hand quickly, "Oh no, that's not what I meant. I'm proud that you girls had already spread your knowledge to others, it is not good to hoard knowledge after all. As long as you trust who you're teaching, I am fine with that." - Facepunch2yrReplied to DaoistNovelAddict
cause if you subtract 10 from 100 then it's 90 and not 100 anymore
"Anyway, next question! How many times can ten be subtracted from one hundred?" - Facepunch2yrReplied to ParkourCat
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If I had a yandere girl chasing after me, I don't know what I would do.