Konkey_Dong
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Gorilla lost in the urban jungle. sub wn: Konkey_Dongg, Konk3y_Dong
2018-07-30 JoinedPhilippines
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Konkey_Dong6hCommentedthe butler did it
"No, a unicorn did it." Ves flippantly said. "Are you okay?"- Konkey_Dong6hCommented
Lord Javier live reaction:
After the bright flashes of light, heat and energy subsided, the entire dining room abruptly fell into silence and darkness. - Konkey_Dong6hReplied to Edmund_Hopskins
I think Ves would be like a giga expensive, A5 Wagyu beef steak that is completely raw
"What a stupidly vain design!" He cursed. - Konkey_Dong6hCommented
Got the Lord Javier's seal of approval!
The noble shrugged apologetically to Ves. "I guess my babysitters won't allow us to remain together. Stay safe, Ves. You're okay for a Brighter." - Konkey_Dong9hCommented
An Indulgent Wastrel's Guide to the Galaxy. Help, Uncle Javier, I'm Stuck Edition.
"Ves, Ves, Ves." Lord Javier shook his head. "If you continue to act like that, people like Senator Tovar will keep rolling over you. If you want to get anywhere in high society, you need to learn how to stand up for yourself even if you're being approached by a CFA admiral. Don't worry. Let Uncle Javier here teach you the ropes." - Konkey_Dong9hCommented
A rifleman has to hit his shots, while a cannoneer's shot just has to get close and boom, AOE damage...
"Pah." Lord Javier sneered. "Missiles are pretty much fire-and-forget at their most basic level of use. The main reason why we employ them so frequently is because it's not as demanding to train a missileer mech pilot as opposed to a rifleman mech pilot. The latter demands actual skill in marksmanship while the former only forces you to tweak the targeting systems before you unleash the missiles." - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
Javier keeps on dishing out decent takes. Still doesn't change the fact that he's a giant POS to his constituents, and an unsuitable leader of a house.
However, his behavior only played into Lord Javier's expectations. "Spoken like a true sheep. No wonder the Larkinson Family never climbed their way up to the top. It seems you are too used to being the Republic's lapdogs to know that you deserve better." - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
"I'm entitled to roast the Bright Republic!"
Lord Javier huffed. "I'm a Vesian. I'm entitled to roast the Bright Republic! And I sure do have a lot to say about your hypocritical and duplicitous state! You Brighters always oppose the way we run the Kingdom but as far as we're concerned, your rulers are a lot more despotic than ours! Don't you see that your five main founder families are resting on their laurels for centuries, leeching off the hard work and sacrifice of their citizens to live their lives in luxury? For all of their professed adhere to the Societal Vitality Theory, they always impose struggle on their subjects and never on themselves!" - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
Ves with the Taunt skill instead of Charm
"Not as such. I'm actually interested in entering the market for custom mechs as well in the future. However, the majority of my customers won't be noble scions such as you who possess a budget the size of a star system's entire yearly earnings. How much of your performance back then during the Detemen Operation can be attributed to your skill as opposed to the quality of your Loquacious Raphael?" - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
Ves subconsciously cooking up a rationale for the death of dwarves
Ves equated the Societal Vitality Theory to a rationale for death! - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
can't beat through conventional means? Throw more people at them!
"Humans don't suffer from that problem." Ves remarked as he followed the logic of the Societal Vitality Theory. "Compared to those powerful alien races that depend on exotics to propagate their species, our growth rate as a species is enormous. All the setbacks we've suffered against the aliens during the Age of Stars and Age of Conquest never put us down for long. Instead, we bounced right back with our explosive birth rate." - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
High praise, Ves, high praise.
"For a soft republic ruled by duplicitous families, some of you Brighters can sure put up a mean fight! I had to literally fight for my life during my battles against your Vandal mechs! But yeah, we've fought against you so often that we've pretty much got the measure of your Mech Corps. Fighting you Brighters has become so routine that hardly anything surprises us anymore, your sudden raid on the Detemen System aside." - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
man's unhinged but in a refreshing, straightforward way.
For some reason, Ves vaguely thought that Lord Javier shared a lot in common with Senator Tovar. They both treated the lives of others like currency. At least the senator had the decency to claim he worked on behalf of the state. In comparison, Lord Javier didn't hide the fact that he was a callous bastard outside a public setting. - Konkey_Dong1dCommented
bro ain't even concerned
Lord Javier grinned and waved aside those arguments. "My father is powerful enough to dismiss those faults. All the other useless dolts of House Eneqqin aren't a match for me when I'm back inside the cockpit! That alone makes it worth it for father to get me back! Anything else that's inconvenient to me can be scrubbed from the records just like any other stains. No one except the locals will remember the Detemen raid in five years time." - Konkey_Dong18dCommented
good thing I'm a gorilla, and not a donkey... wait...
"Who would dare to lie to the crown prince of this nation? Before you arrived, the stars had already alerted me that a great man would be making his entrance today, bringing the swagger of a hippopotamus, and the manners of the donkey king. Turns out it's you. Your Highness, welcome to House Astalon," Mithras crossed his arms over his chest, giving the prince a polite bow. - Konkey_Dong18dCommentedI am not his match! On the contrary, I hate him too! That bastard came out of nowhere and started robbing holes left and right. Causing a sharp decline in the number of faithful women in the area with his presence alone! What man can stand that devil? I'm just waiting for an opportunity to smash him!" Mithras raised his fist, swinging like a fake tough guy.
- Konkey_Dong20dCommentedThe only thing I will present…is my sword running through his chest!" Prince Lysander made a bold claim.
- Konkey_Dong21dCommented
time to bang the royal palace I guess?
Smashing the Royal Palace! - Konkey_Dong21dCommented"Damn…she really does love me."