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Actor Simulator: Starting from Zero

Starting life as an actor — from zero. At 0 years old, you are born. Your parents are both “Hengdian drifters,” working as background actors at the largest film and television base in China. Unfortunately, the biggest roles they’ve ever landed only had a few lines. So they place all their hopes on you. Luckily, you have a system. As long as you put in effort, you can see tangible results. You practice rolling over. +1 Physical Experience You learn to fake-cry. +1 Acting Experience You babble loudly. +1 Line Delivery Experience … At 1 year old, you land your first role — playing a newborn princess. The only requirement: don’t cry while being held. You perform perfectly and receive an S-grade evaluation. +500 Acting Experience +1 Industry Reputation Earned 100 yuan in pay Your mother uses the money to buy you a piggy bank. At 2 years old, you appear in a commercial, crawling around the floor in children’s clothes. +1 Fame … By the time she graduates from university, Zhao Jun has already accumulated 22 years of work experience as a “fresh graduate,” crushing all competition and reaching the peak of her life. *** Translation, written by Author 持營