Patotinaaah

Smart

Well, the only Garfield I know was a King… of Lasagna

Concubines and side chicks, I guess

And that’s how our main lead comes in

Eww girl.

Who said that flowers and chocolates aren’t his thing?

I D I O T

Poor you, Alpha Damon, you’ll have your fair share sooner than later

We’ll see about that, Alpha Damon ~~