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IsFuckingRetarded

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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    'Why you all?' ???

    Why you all? Alright, my page Reyne is also staring at her with hostility. Looking from the sides, she is even grinding her teeth.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    lul, this ridiculousness is next level

    "I roughly know where the bottle of the Sea God is. Harloys… Return me the milk bottle that I gave you."
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    lol

    On the pouch on my waist is a bottle of fresh blood that was just retrieved. (Darsos's father: Unfilial son. This dungeon is filled with blood-sucking rats! Piss off, smelly rats! Despite living gloriously for my entire life, will I end up dying to the mouths mere rats!)
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    oh god no

    "That cloak which can turn one into a mouse. It should the legendary Sewage Cloak, right?"
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    i think its refering to the holy grail (used by jesus in the last supper), spear of loginus (the spear that stabbed him on the cross), dunno about the rest though

    Sacred artifact? It may sound like a high-end top-quality good, but it is just a unique object infused with God Power. For example, a cup filled with God blood, a wooden spear that pierced through a certain God's heart and a shroud a certain God used before. A sacred artifact of a certain true God is often an object that the true God has once used before his Ascension. If a worshipper were to come into contact with it, they would be able to deepen their contact with the true God and increase their God Power swiftly. They are the treasures of every Church.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    fills -> feels

    "No, it is just that everyone fills as though their eggs are being pulled, it hurts a little."
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    lol, what a sketchy phrase

    Even if I didn't do research on magic with sentimentality, but my time and effort spent on studying it rationally aren't wasted. The Fate Points that I spent brought me rewards. Although I didn't realize it rationally, the sentimental part somewhere deep in my soul had gained a certain level of understanding. Un, it may sound confusing so let's just put it as 'although the mouth says no, the body is honest'.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    lol. in the end, he still gets the same looks from when he's a lich

    Other than allowing me to deeply understand that the System is still as darned as always, the outcome of these missions also made me comprehend that doing good deeds are harder compared to performing evil acts. It made that 'legendary Rolande' and 'the fortunate lad Rolande', turn into 'overly-enthusiastic and kind Rolande' and then into 'the Rolande next door with a screw loose' and finally 'It is a pity, the lad is young but his brain has been burnt by the Holy Light'.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    haha

    "For the second uncle's father's neighbor's daughter's girlfriend's teacher's dog!"
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    nice

    "Catch that naked bull!! Right, the one who is nicknamed King of Nudity! Don't let him get away. After staying put for a few days, you Wild Bull Alliance actually started to become active again. This time, we will lock them up for an entire month."
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    Deceive -> deception

    [Special Ability 2: The Voice of Justice: The wearer's word couldn't be recorded and tested by any magic, even if the words he speaks were true. Immunity to Intimidation, Deceive and related verbal skills +20]
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    *food

    "It was just some cheap good from the bar. We didn't have sufficient time." Elisa shook her head, regret and hesitation showing in her eyes.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    "commanding tone t, in the perspective of the listeners, didn't have a trace of dignity it should have" -> "commanding tone, but from the perspective of the listeners it didn't have a trace of dignity it should have"

    The wind created by magic lingered at her back, allowing her small physique to float slightly in the air. The words that she intentionally used were said in an old and commanding tone t, in the perspective of the listeners, didn't have a trace of dignity it should have. Other than the exceptionally innocent and cute voice of a kid, she choked on a lollipop just after saying a few arrogant words and her continuous coughing was hilarious.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    there she is!

    The 3rd Senator, Queen of Banshees Harloys. This was going to be troublesome.
    altalt
    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    of -> or

    "Un, so was the 2nd one Victoria of Krose? Forget it, it's roughly the same. I'll just rank both of them as #2. Since I already have 3 lightning rods, as long as they are beside me, I don't have to be worried about the effects of the Aura of Plague. No, for such a thing like a lightning rod, it's better to have more."
    altalt
    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    made *me ?

    Then, to prevent getting noticed by Detection Magic, I removed my control from the Child of Greed, allowing it to come back through the underground works by itself… Fine, I admit that it was mainly that spell and the black thing that made on nauseated.
    altalt
    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    love of his life? or was his lover two timing?

    A certain subordinate Underground City Lord of the Lion King who had unique tastes killed the love of his love to hand the Belt of Edwina over to him.
    altalt
    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    lol

    "…Eaten?... WAIT, SPIT IT OUT! I was just joking, I haven't even made a copy yet! I also haven't successfully learnt it yet. This toy is the real thing, even if I ca'tt practice it, I can at least treat it as a family heirloom to trick others!"
    altalt
    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    *can't

    "…Eaten?... WAIT, SPIT IT OUT! I was just joking, I haven't even made a copy yet! I also haven't successfully learnt it yet. This toy is the real thing, even if I ca'tt practice it, I can at least treat it as a family heirloom to trick others!"
    altalt
    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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  • IsFuckingRetarded
    IsFuckingRetarded2yr
    Commented

    X-shape, or most likely 十 shape

    That gigantic ape beast crossed his hand in a ?-shape at 90 degrees, changing on into another weird pose aiming towards Crimspur.
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    Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
    Fantasy · Angry Squirrel
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