It's not my first time drinking beyond my limit and waking up in a strange corner that my drunk self "found it convenient" to fall over and pass out. Every university student has been through this situation once or twice.
"I died from a lightning strike while walking home from school, at 3 p.m. on the sidewalk, due to Zeus, who just finished an argument with Hera about him fucking another mortal that was pissed out of his mind, 'accidentally' threw a fucking thunderbolt at a random direction? And that random shot somehow hit me?"