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djHuoshen

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Chilling out

2018-04-13 JoinedUnited States
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen1yr
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    You would think that after the big favor Heizi gave SS, SS would give him some face, but alas he’s taking the hit from another big shot once again

    The big black stele said in a deep voice, "Who's head is that? Check the information in the database."
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  • djHuoshen
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    Those who don’t seek death won’t die. Plus the best way to rend one’s heart is unintentionally.

    Heh, maybe I can rend Senior Chu's heart in a while. After all, I'm digesting the wisdom fruit with my mind!
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  • djHuoshen
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    A certain kitty CPU is sad that you forgot about him

    Song Shuhang said, "I'm thinking, why is there no magical technique to 'copy and paste' knowledge into one's brain? Isn't there anything similar to strength transmission, but for knowledge?"
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  • djHuoshen
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    To be fair I was impressive that he even remembered to add Sober Sun to his star road in the first place

    Behind her were Medicine Master, Riverly Purple Mist, Northern River's Loose Cultivator, Great Master Profound Principle… Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, Su Clan's Seven... Doudou, True Monarch White Crane... Senior Brother Three Realms, Guoguo, Lady Onion... Yu Jiaojiao, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, Immortal Master Copper Trigram... Young Master Phoenix Slayer, Senior Yellow Mountain, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber... A handsome man that Shuhang could not remember.
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  • djHuoshen
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    This senior has not had a chance to experience Song “Rends Even an Immortal’s Heart” Shuhang yet.

    If I were to tell it the truth, would I be killed by Senior Divine Dragon?
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    djHuoshen1yr
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    Why is it that I think his path to immortality is that he is so forgettable that even time forgot him?

    The uncle who had been driving had disappeared.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen1yr
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    Oh no he is forgetting how he dresses himself now

    In addition, Song Shuhang also noticed that the shoes on the man's feet were the other way around, with his left shoe on his right foot, and his right shoe on his left foot.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen1yr
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    Many characters will be suffering from PTSTD (Post Tyrannical Song Tribulation Disorder) from here on out

    But now it seemed that it was not a trial at all, but rather a nightmare called Tyrannical Song Tribulation.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    The Expert’s Appraisal

    Fairy Creation said, "It isn't a magical eye. This is my teacher's eye, but he left his self-created magical technique, the impregnating gaze, inside it. This magical technique is for teaching purposes: it's to allow every person the chance to experience the difficulties that women have to go through during the nine months that they're pregnant. With this, people would be able to better understand the greatness of mothers. The educational effect of this magical technique is quite good. After experiencing the suffering that one must go through during pregnancy, scholarly disciples, regardless of whether they were a man or woman, could experience the greatness of mothers. This is a very important lesson in the 'filial piety' chapter."
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
    Replied to Kotaro2

    Given this is a Chinese Webnovel, more likely KoF reference. I’m thinking Iori’s Kin 1211 Shiki * Yaotome

    ↓↘→↘↓↙←XO.
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  • djHuoshen
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    When you have experienced death once, you become no longer afraid to seek it again

    He felt as if he had been freed of all his binds and wasn't restrained anymore.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    The heart rending progressio conti nuesn

    In the rear, for some unknown reason, Chu Chu felt a little bit depressed...
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    What is love?

    The pain one felt while giving birth was unbearable; it was extremely painful! But what annoyed him the most was... that he was a man! Why the hell was he having these lifelike dreams about giving birth?!
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  • djHuoshen
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    And so the living cheat rends his first hearts.

    "If I am to recall my own experiences as a loose cultivator… I had to suffer a lot of hardships just to get a mere 'body tempering liquid'. For some reason, I feel a bit depressed now," Northern River's Loose Cultivator said.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    Hearts were rended in this chap ter

    The demonic chef heart's will stretched out his hand, and pressed on his own chest, imitating Song Shuhang's previous appearance while performing CPR on himself.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    Even with this death Song Shuhang’s KDA is still pretty good

    The small golden fish edition Song Shuhang… passed away!
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    Liu Jianyi is definitely a member of the seeking death group. His laziness just outweighs his death seeking tendencies.

    If she was a woman, then everything made sense.
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    I’m Dead lmao

    Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, [Don't you feel that the way you're all floating above Song Shuhang's head... You're like those monkeys? Specifically those huge monkeys that always cheer for Song Shuhang.]
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    Song Shuhang needs a lesson from Ye Xiu about cool down management

    F*ck you, my resurrection CD had just ended, you bastard!
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  • djHuoshen
    djHuoshen2yr
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    It was at this moment that Song Shuhang realized he could Be the first member of the “Always Online” group

    Can I also bring my phone in and contact the outside world? Song Shuhang's eyes lit up.
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