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CafetaoAmerica

CafetaoAmerica

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faço malabarismo no sinal pra comprar pinga

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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica1yr
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    this plant is better suited to learn n te lion roaring technique than lady onion

    There were lifelike medicinal pills, and some spirit herbs could even roar like wild beasts to confuse other living creatures. For example, Song Shuhang saw a herb called 'Tiger King Herb' that could continuously roar like a tiger.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica1yr
    Commented

    is it drugs?

    "Deal, it was a pleasure to do business with you." Young Master Phoenix Slayer took out five of those round scarlet objects from his bag and gave them to Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman. Then, he took the Wondrous Binding Rope.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica1yr
    Commented
    "Ouch~"
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    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica1yr
    Replied to archeisse

    who is that?

    As for that Zhuge Yue that had forcefully kissed Gao Moumou and whose gender was unknown, she was shrinking all alone in a small and narrow house.
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    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    well, i know that it happened only in the novel but, if someone who throw a unknown person over their shouder just because of 2 cantaloupe melons has the mental state and honor to be a brown belt, ben is probably fine, maybe...

    Higher belts didn't only signify the instructors recognizing his skills but also that he represented the school. As such, they implied a two-way street of trust. The reality was, if Ben used his skills in the outside world for improper purposes, that would reflect poorly on the school and such a loss would be too great. After all, the martial arts community was a place where reputation was paramount. So in both an honorable and lucrative sense, the gym's image was everything. It was that simple.
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
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    Beluga sighed. "Look, A neg is not an insult. You can't make it seem intentional. That's why the best way to deliver it, is as a backhanded compliment; You say something that sounds like a compliment, but it has a neg within which is what really catches their attention."
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    Vader will soon get a promotion

    Although the three policemen were similar in rank, they acted in full compliance with Vader's plan.
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    Release That Witch
    Fantasy · Er Mu
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    that's the mindset. beat and arrest first, ask questions later 😤😤😤

    But of course, not every arrest operation would be successful. For example, the sneaky characters whom they arrested during the previous operation turned out to be a noble from the Kingdom of Dawn. Vader was prepared to be punished, but his superiors showed no reaction and seemed unperturbed that he had beaten up a noble. This served to consolidate his current mentality towards his job.
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    Release That Witch
    Fantasy · Er Mu
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Replied to NobodyiGuess

    é meme po, quando vi essa frase ai da novel, eu lembrei aquela fake news do lula ''lula é encontrado morto após tentar chupar o próprio pau'' e comecei a rir q nem um doente mental kk. também pensei, imagina na novel o sistema não específica isso, e ele no desespero pra não morrer acaba sendo encontrado desse jeito, morto com a calça arriada e tentando chupar o próprio pau kkkkkkk

    [Weekly Challenge: Smile like a doughnut - Receive oral sex…not from yourself…and from a woman]
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    lol i thought he said morons 😂😂

    Beluga explained. "Women prefer exclusivity and the majority are prone to jealousy. I can only think of a few conditions where women might accept you being polygamous in the open: either they're Mormons, your value is extremely high, your game is very strong, or you're the emperor…"
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    don't try to do that, a brazilian president died trying to suck his own dick

    [Weekly Challenge: Smile like a doughnut - Receive oral sex…not from yourself…and from a woman]
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    have you met ted?

    Antonio continued. "It'll work like this. I'll open a set while you ninja where they can't see you...Once I'm stuck in, I'll call you over to join us. Then you come in like a sexual shuriken...I'll be standing closer to my target, so you'll know who I'm going for. Then you'll focus on occupying the other chick. That way, each of us will get one, and in effect, there'll be no obstacle."
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    don't know, maybe ask her some of her interests?

    Ben was getting decent at opening and building attraction now, but what should he say on a date? The vibe felt different. When the previous girl left after only a few minutes, it wasn't only because Ben bought the coffee. Another reason was that his attempts at conversation weren't working. He kept making jokes and teasing her to build attraction, but something was off.
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    My Pick Up Artist System
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    an e-grill? 🤔

    Her long pink hair stretched down to her waist, curving around her large D cup breasts, which popped out even more when contrasting with her narrow waist. A skin-tight black top displayed her smooth stomach, accented with a butterfly piercing at her belly.
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Replied to HuddleGuddle

    his dog asked "what movie?" for scientific investigation

    Ben thought, 'Pink hair? That's too easy. I'll ask her if she's the stripper from that movie.'
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    that is how you make a triumphal entrance

    Julia was having a wonderful afternoon. She hadn't seen her two girlfriends in months. They were catching up and having a wonderful picnic when she heard a scream and looked to her right. A giant purple bowling ball of doom was rolling towards them at horrifying speed! "Aaahhhhh!" The three girls escaped like fleeing cattle!
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    oh God, if that happened with me I would jump in the first hole that I saw

    Ben saw Antonio flapping his arms like an eagle, laughing. *Squawk!* he cried as he made some kind of joke or impression. The two girls backed away with looks of terror. They picked up their things and ran away as fast as they could.
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    My Pick Up Artist System
    Urban · SamsaraWithWords
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    it was a good plot, i always thought ta it would be marth the traitor, that he thought that he was overshadowed by manohar or some shiet like that

    Ch 317 Moving Forward (Part 1)
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    Supreme Magus
    Fantasy · Legion20
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  • CafetaoAmerica
    CafetaoAmerica3yr
    Commented

    that's is some good news

    "The bad news is that I think I have just created a vampire. The good news is that at least he doesn't shine under sunlight like a disco ball." Lith replied. -
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