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legojoe

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I’m lazy. Fear me. NAO

2018-03-26 JoinedGlobal
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  • legojoe
    legojoe2yr
    Commented

    Shouldnt it be groom?

    "He is my bride! I won't let anyone take him!"
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    The Queen Wicked Deeds
    Fantasy · YawningBrain
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  • legojoe
    legojoe2yr
    Commented

    Wonder what E and R will be

    Now, take my W, Embryonic Gaze!
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    What other forms do you need aside from Attack and Defense? Do you need a sniper mode or a gatling form?

    Song Shuhang felt that his saber intent wasn't something that could only be used for defense and for passive counterattacks. His saber intent should have more forms.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    With the way you’re leveling up, probably in the next 5-6 months

    As for the Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique, he only comprehended a tiny portion of it, and this move was a saber technique at the Immortal Realm-level. If Song Shuhang wanted to use it without Senior Scarlet Sword's assistance, only the heavens knew how long it would take before he would be able to do so.
    altalt
    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    Eh, takes too much time. Skippu skippu

    But the path Song Shuhang followed was different than that of ordinary cultivators, and he ended up directly skipping the true qi accumulating process.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    I know some jokes were made about how he shouldn’t be having a daughter at his age but considering the hundreds of years past during those dream sessions, he’s an old geezer

    It was clearly not Little Yinzhu, as her disposition was naturally cold. In addition, because of having experienced Daoist priest Li Tiansu's life, Song Shuhang treated Yinzhu as if she were his own daughter... For him, she only needed to be cute every day, and that was it.
    altalt
    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    If the fish stops swimming, then youll stop

    Right now, Fox Ten was still riding that swordfish, and his speed was getting faster and faster. On top of it, he couldn't stop because there were no brakes.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    They probably won’t even die. And even then still won’t remember his name lol

    Scholar Drunken Moon sighed softly. He really wanted to tie 10,000 tons of metal to all the people in the chat group and sink them into the Pacific Ocean!
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Replied to Saiya_Sheep

    Well if he were to try chasing now, then he wouldn’t be able to catch up if they already hit that 100km speed

    "That tractor of mine… is a bit out of the ordinary." Song Shuhang looked at the sky—by accelerating a little, it could reach 100 km/h. If you were to accelerate again, it could reach 150 km/h without much trouble, and it could go even faster if you were to push it to the limit. How could he overtake it?
    altalt
    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    Even if he was truly the Profound Sage’s son, how would he be ordinary?

    A celestial screamed, "Impossible, an ordinary Fifth Stage cultivator can't be this powerful."
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    With how much trolling this story goes, he’s going to end up bald anyways

    "Oh, no worries, Senior. The ❮Virtuous Man's Ten Thousand Mile Walk❯ is indeed not bad! I trust your judgment!" Song Shuhang said as he clenched his fist.
    altalt
    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    The beginnings of a great wife

    Sixteen heaved a sigh. She stretched her hand and gently caressed Song Shuhang’s back, trying to soothe his pain.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    The ‘little’ girl can probably use you to play kickball with. And the stage is the entire city

    "Haha! No, no, the two guys didn't dare to tell me that they had molested a girl. If I hadn't overheard them talking, I wouldn't have known they'd been beaten. I knew they messed around with bad boys, but I didn’t expect that these good-for-nothing idiots even dared to molest a little girl too weak to truss a chicken. I've beaten them hard too and I’m sure they can’t get out of bed in the coming days." Nan Haomeng smiled harmlessly.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    Reading this story back from the current chapter: 1500, it’s quite funny

    However, Third Stage Acquired Combat King Realm was not easy to reach.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    Penta-Core!

    [Cosmic Demon Race—the core of a royal blood demon. Because of it being too old, the energy contained in the blood demon core has nearly been exhausted. If you can find a way to recharge it, you will acquire a precious 'blood demon king's core'.]
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    So Penta-Core time?

    He wasn't sure why, but when Song Shuhang heard the words 'that ancient demon core is something that only I deserve to have,' he found it very funny. This sentence accidentally made him let out a smile.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
    Urban · Legend of the Paladin
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    I miss Joseph. Kind of wish he actually did set out to be a cultivator despite his age. Considering all the stuff Shuhang has now, helping Joseph advance to even the First Stage should be easy enough

    In the end, the natives on the island were all great-disciples of Song Shuhang since Joseph was his 'nominal disciple'.
    altalt
    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Replied to Krayne2084

    Those monkeys lol

    The residents of the island still led a primitive life. They used stone spears, bone arrows, and wore animal skins. Their lives were so primitive that it made people wonder whether they had traveled through time itself.
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    Jokes aside though, basking in the sun is a thing humans should do.

    Photosynthesis? Shuhang, you are a human, not a plant! How can you do something like photosynthesis? Don't tell me that you can even make oxygen like trees?
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  • legojoe
    legojoe3yr
    Commented

    The final boss is a hyphen

    But he couldn't possibly just have the boss be a horizontal line, could he?
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    Cultivation Chat Group
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