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iamMaru3yrCommentedforeshadowing much
[Vitality: 9 points (Normal male: 10 points). The natural pendant of constitution. Vitality is a compound value of cell vitality, your metabolism, and cell-repair efficiency. It can be affected by your diet. Note that vitality is different from lifespan. For example, mice have a strong vitality, with a very high metabolism, but they die fast. A perfect DNA repair ability could increase your lifespan limit, but on Earth, such an ability is unheard of.]- iamMaru3yrReplied to Tiger_Gold
goodluck here is similar to the govt telling the citizens to don't panic.... which then makes them panic
Jake was frustrated too. The government undoubtedly knew something. They were not as panicky as them, and these alien technologies were not foreign to them. You could be sure there would be some protest marches in the days coming with all the shits that comes with it. Well, at least no work for today. - iamMaru3yrCommented
weird form of govt... destined for failure too. u can't simply exchange hands the position of leader every year and expect good results. it'll just breed inconsistency and half baked probs and disunity
It was more an empty title right now than a real position of power, as this hot potato of leading a planet changed country hands every year. It was one of the decisions voted when the Earth Government was founded to share responsibilities and stabilize the world after the previous war. - iamMaru3yrCommented
damn son. that's taking laziness to a whole other level
Anxious, Jake tried to take it off by force, but the liquid bracelet violently constricted instead. This alien thing was bluntly rejecting his attempts to escape its tactile attentions. In fact, the revolving speed sharply increased in answer. Realizing that he would not succeed to get rid of the shifty thing, he took a break for a while by turning on the TV. - iamMaru3yrCommented
soooo. instant coffee then
Once at home, Jake threw himself on the black leather sofa. This day at work had been short, but he was already exhausted with all the unforeseen developments. He found within himself the strength to stand up again to brew a cup of coffee. Lyophilized coffee, if that interests anyone. He was not rich, but not so poor he couldn't afford a good coffee machine. He was just lazy. Stir a teaspoon of freeze-dried coffee in hot water and it was done. Sorry, for the purists. - iamMaru3yrCommented
this mc is an idiot. makes me want to drop this shit
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no shit sherlock
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stupid mc stupid author
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you're a vampire Harry!
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that's what we call a target rich environment
"Trapped?" Tyrier snorted. "We are not trapped behind the enemy... It's the enemy that is trapped here with us!" - iamMaru3yrReplied to ScreamingLeaf
nah. that's just typical boss deadlines lingo. means he wants it super asap
'And I know to know all these facts by yesterday!" Tavor roared. "Go find out what is happening to the Empire now!" - iamMaru3yrCommented
dumb ma reens building at ats. Disney gonna get yo asses. just build gundam unicorn!
"Erm... it's kinda like an AT ST Walker from Star Wars?" - iamMaru3yrCommented
witnesss my boi Greg! witness him!!!! shining shimmery chrome! may God machines in heaven reward him!
He twisted out the pins from the two grenades he had stolen from the Marines as a joke many weeks ago, and triumphantly show them to the crowd who continued to attack Greg with a fervent. The grenades went off while Greg gave the crowd his broken middle finger and the whole room burst into blood and flames. - iamMaru3yrCommented
greggggg ; _ ;
"NO way!" Greg yelled. "I Greg the Great no give up on Boss Pilot! God Machine die! Boss pilot die! Greg die too!" - iamMaru3yrCommented
sometimes, we need a person like Greg. u damn ma reennsss
"Weeeee! THE GOD MACHINE PEE PEE AT YAAA!" - iamMaru3yrCommented
so many die hard movie title references
Live Free - iamMaru3yrCommented
deathflag confirmed
"For no one here has the strength nor firepower to resist them!" - iamMaru3yrCommented
rolll credits
Koichi suddenly giggled, "Well they are intranet trolls!"