El_Masturbatoor
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El_Masturbatoor23dReplied to Emmanuel_Capricorn[IMAGE : I know most of you would hit đ¤đ]- El_Masturbatoor23dReplied to Fleeting_dreams
i mean, SOME Chinese do have that weird fetus dish that they serve so this could be the same thing
I opened the lunch box and inside were noodles and a bunch of dishes which I requested. There was even an egg sandwich among them. - El_Masturbatoor28dCommented
i mean do video games count, if it does Marius from ryse son of Rome could be cool
If you have any interesting characters from history with some relation to Rome whether it be the Holy Roman empire, the Byzantine or Rome itself. write it down and I may add them. - El_Masturbatoor28dCommented
that's fine tragic backstories are overrated
(A/N: This will be a more relaxed story in terms of writing, there will be things like character development but this story will be slow burner when it comes to that. Once the MC inevitably starts to befriend other Marvel heroes, there'll be a little more added to his backstory. After all, a Marvel hero needs a backstory, it probably won't be a tragic one though.) - El_Masturbatoor1mthReplied to AspiringPedo
an important question
I enjoyed my travels through Africa a lot. But I enjoyed all of my travels. I used human transfiguration again, to look similar to the natives. I met new people and experienced new food, which I would record and add to my 'Recipes of the World' book. I had quite a few books about various topics in the library already and Nuna was very eagerly reading them. I had taught her to read and write. - El_Masturbatoor1mthReplied to gaurav_Kumar_1424
he probably still would but it would take a very talented writer to pull it off lol
"I realize now, that I was never worthy to be your father. I got a better son than I could ever hope for." He said, "Perhaps you no longer see me as your father but for all my worth, you will always be my son." - El_Masturbatoor2mthCommented
not all the time
Someone tried to rush me to buy his item and kept shouting every minute, so I ended up blocking him without bothering to examine his stuff. I would never do deals with people who tried to push me to make a rushed decision. Whoever tries to push another person is a scammer, that's what I believed. An honest person would give you time, or they would ask you to verify their stuff quality because that's how confident they were. - El_Masturbatoor2mthReplied to Jibberflex
same
Okay, so I could bring Amanda back, filling me with peace of mind that I could give her the chance of life she deserved. - El_Masturbatoor2mthCommented
here's an idea, what if the life he kept drifting from were just him collecting his shards from all over the omniverse , eventually he'll collect everything and become an Omniverse level entity, cool idea right?
"I don't either. But I have a feeling I would have kept drifting forever. Between one life and the next with nothing to anchor me. What I do know is that you changed that. You anchored me, Didi. And I don't think I'll-⌠No⌠I WON'T ever let go of that anchor." - El_Masturbatoor2mthCommented
he came, he saw , he came again
"Well, that particular story starts with humble beginnings. As a child, I discovered my talent for music when a dare from a friend saw me serenading a symphony of sirens of all people. It also saw me losing my virginity in that life in a truly epic fashion. I then spent my teenage years playing in taverns and pubs, and sleeping my way through anything with a vaguely humanoid body shape-âŚ" - El_Masturbatoor3mthReplied to King_JongNearing nineteen years old, still never had a girlfriend.
- El_Masturbatoor4mthCommented
MC be like"how do you like them apples"
"Whatever..." Ameyuri grumbled as she finished the apple and reached out her hand again, where I silently deposited another apple in tacit understanding. She really liked my apples. "By the way, what's your position in Seimeigakure?" - El_Masturbatoor4mthCommented
outplayed the readers too hahaha, be proud author (or maybe not, considering you outplayed wn readers and they're not really the smartest of the bunch) for actually writing an intelligent MC lol
"No ... you planned on it. You planned this from the beginning. You knew that I would know who you were and you knew that I would eventually contact you. Ha ... Haha ... Hahahahahaha ... What a dangerous man you are Bruce Wayne!! You got me. You outplayed me and I had to pay the price, but what did you think would happen when I found out? Did you think I would just let this go?", Ra's asked Bruce who still didn't look worried. - El_Masturbatoor4mthReplied to Sir_Squirrel
"again" in the sense that most likely expressing confusion and/or reminding himself(or us) what happened or how things happened
"How did I get here again?" Nicholas rubbed the back of his head in confusion, looking around at empty fields of green with purple eyes that shined in curiosity and childish excitement, "Did I get drugged and dumped?!" - El_Masturbatoor4mthCommented
lore accurate angels lesgoooo
Some were in the shape of cute children like Cherubim and some were have intimidating looks like the numerous-eyed thrones. - El_Masturbatoor4mthReplied to Reyviel_Faesly
- El_Masturbatoor4mthCommentedFrom now on, I'm going to become the alpha predator! The most feared thing on the land, sea and air and even underground!"
- El_Masturbatoor4mthReplied to mckeekmb
- El_Masturbatoor5mthCommented
sounds like a chant from a cult lol
Drawing a shuddering breath, he finally spoke, voice hoarse, "Red Queen, guide me."Â - El_Masturbatoor5mthReplied to Dominic_Zibuda
he probably had a MAAAN
Dude, I died a 32 year old virgin! Sigh, how shall I live with my self knowing that.. wait live with my self.. I'm dead so dead with my self? Nah that sounds weird..-