Darkcoif
Reading is my addiction and have no problems with that unless I can’t satisfy my fix. I enjoy build ups, a mix of action and life, and ridiculous encounters that end with either comedy or epicness.
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Darkcoif41minCommentedIf I was in his shoes, I’d probably start investing in stealth, disguise, camouflage, and hunting at this point. If you can’t trust him, it’s probably better to go solo and go to ground.
Even now, I'm still cursing out Rimuru's name for revealing my abilities without my permission. I had thought that working as a general contractor would make Rimuru realize the importance of company secrets or discretion but apparently, I was mistaken.- Darkcoif56minCommented
Well, it makes sense. Cobblers make shoes, Tailors make clothes.
Still, I'm peeved at the fact that [Sewing] doesn't give me the ability to make shoes. - Darkcoif1hReplied to Krahavat
8 months later: still no sauce.
Yes, the name Scientia is a reference. - Darkcoif1hCommented
Soooo, with practice he could use it to make toast without a toaster?
"Crickey..." I mumbled. "I created a fucking pseudo-lightsaber...or I guess a pseudo-light-knife is more accurate." - Darkcoif1dCommented"Saratas. Why am I not surprised?" Nekros said as his ire dropped completely. "You and your insufferable lover Xaradel seem to think that you can do as you please in the works of others. Will you stooges do nothing else other than live to annoy those who try to conduct their projects with singular autonomy?"
- Darkcoif1dCommented
Pehkui scale set 0.001? Pocket Godzilla?
"That, I'm really not sure about." Steve rolled up the floor plan. "We'll figure something out." - Darkcoif1dReplied to Zyanid_Warfare"Hmmm, nah." Steve waved it off as he began pulling Ais away. "You can't be her. You don't have enough c*m on your face."
- Darkcoif1dCommented"Of course it does!" Steve said as he shied away. "It looks like something you'd scrape off of Ishtar's underwear after she's coughed!"
- Darkcoif1dReplied to Anmol_Singh_4834
Close but not quite. Star Wars uses the Aurebesh alphabet and the language most of them speak is Galactic Basic. The standard galactic alphabet is from the Commander Keen video games.
He then looked over at the new portal he'd created. It was not really fancy in nature. Just a generic stone archway that he carved to give it some more aesthetic. Then there was also the fact that for just the sake of it, he'd carved several sentences into it in all the languages he knew such as Arabic, English, Hieroglyphs, Standard Galactic and a little Norse just to give off that cool and mysterious appearance. - Darkcoif2dCommented"...Fine. Show me the way." Steve sighed and shook his head as both girls pulled him along to where they wanted to go.
- Darkcoif2dCommented"Very well, Mama Mia." Steve said.
- Darkcoif4dReplied to Infinite_Seraph
Fair but I would think infinite manpower and inspirations would help with getting heavens feel faster.
At least I knew what two of the other four were supposed to do, so I was confident in recreating them in the future. Though I had no idea how long that would take me. Probably a decade or so if I was lucky. - Darkcoif4dReplied to SanityIs_Overrated
Thought you meant the actor, then I saw him.
Fuck you, Ddraig. - Darkcoif5dCommented
I wouldn’t say it’s a failure of a cursed tool. Sure it tastes bad but if the only choice is starvation or terrible tasting food, then I’m sure they’d eat the food. It sounds like the perfect emergency ration source.
See I created a ring that converted energy to this sort of thick grey paste that was chock full of nutrients but looked and tasted downright lethal. It had no smell so i had no warning at all before I tasted it myself. It was like I had eaten concentrate of bitterness as I almost immediately threw up. I destroyed that hellish artifact and after failing to make anything that worked as food gave up. Well it sucked that I couldn't pull off my idea but as I said the rings of water I made were valuable on their own and I still planned to sell them.- - Darkcoif5dCommentedHarry nodded looking satisfied and turned away to look back at his ship, only to then immediately turn back with his eyes closed. "Dobby! Believe it or not, having them hanging in the air on display actually makes the whole nudity thing worse. Give them clothes! Now!"
- Darkcoif7dCommented
Kaleidoscope first, then the rest.
At least I knew what two of the other four were supposed to do, so I was confident in recreating them in the future. Though I had no idea how long that would take me. Probably a decade or so if I was lucky. - Darkcoif7dCommented"I planned to release a game… similar to this one. I even ensured that phones in the human world will be capable of supporting it. But they beat me to it."
- Darkcoif7dCommented"Fuck if I know." Michael shrugged. "But I bet it's some stupid ass reason. Like fighting against injustice or whatever."
- Darkcoif7dCommented
Well, at least he’s honest.
"Huh?" His eyes blinked a few times before he thoughtfully looked up. "It seems you're right. I'd totally bang a guy if he was feminine enough. Unfortunately, you are not my type." - Darkcoif7dCommented
What if he started researching generators…
"I just studied batteries and made one myself before coming up with this."