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Porcodio

Porcodio

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IT IS I PORCODIO, PARENT TO ALL PIGS!

2018-02-27 JoinedSwitzerland
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio9mth
    Commented

    Hassan MY MAN! One of my dream jobs would be to become a butler and having undying loyalty and elegance just like him.

    "I only answer to one person, and I would advise that you don't force me to act unfavorably," Hassan replied.
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    Why Should I Stop Being a Villain
    Fantasy · Raos_IOI
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Commented

    She got to enjoy a different kind of happy water

    Under such circumstances, no one would be able to calm down. Moreover, the two of them had been together for a long time, so in the end, Lillian did not get the chance to enjoy the happy water...
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    Tribe: I Become Invincible With My 10,000x Bonus From The Start
    Fantasy · Strange Human
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Commented

    All the Chinese whales in mobile games are called Mike... I had the pleasure of being destroyed by one

    [Mike[1]: Are you there?]
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    Infinite Survival: I Can Plunder Passive Skills
    Sci-fi · 8k Dollar
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Replied to zhangyi

    Invincible Uncle-Grandmaster, mc has already achieved peak strength and I find the novel both enjoyable and amusing.

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    Cultivating Disciples to Breakthrough
    Eastern · PurpleSpring
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Posted

    A shame really. The idea of this novel had great potential yet was ruined due to the author's writing on the whim. After reading multiple chapters, it is clear to see that the author never bothered to write notes. Contradictions (Spoiler): -In the beginning, the Tier List was from 1-9, with 10 being godhood. Later on it gets to Tier 12, if not more. -Maybe the translation quality is absolutely trash but on later chapters another dragon gets introduced and even though Barr had a higher Tier than the newcomer, he had to bow down due to bloodline purity, which wasn't really explained. -Mike took one week to get his low tier dragon to tier 7, faced with the choice of 3 tier 5 or 1 tier 6, he chose the latter... Again, either the translator didn't bother explaining or just WHAT THE- -Chapter 71, Mike destroys his second enemy castle and gets told he is the fifty-something person who destroyed a castle... This was his second castle, it wasn't mentioned before about him being the maybe the first since he literally destroyed a castle directly after the protection period. All in all, this story really got duped by the uncaring, forgetful and none thinking author.

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    Era of Castles: Starting with 99 Dragon Eggs
    Fantasy · Golden Disc
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Posted

    Hmm how could I say this, let's start from the top. The writing quality is the best part about this novel yet it still is very boring to read. It doesn't hook you up, neither does it stick in your memory. Story development is very cliché, read the first 20 chapters and you can already compare this plot to hundred other novels. Character Design... I don't even think it exists, moreover the first chapter says it all. The World Background too is normal and yeah... cliché WHICH IS NOT BAD, HOWEVER with the story development being this bad, it automatically makes the World Building bad as well. All in all, just because anybody can think of a random story, doesn't mean they have to write one. However, seeing how many Golden Tickets this novel received, either these people are special or the novel gets a major boost later on.

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    Age of Mecha: Divine-grade Genetic Extraction
    Sci-fi · Low Temp 35°
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Replied to QSHRS

    Then don't try to correct others when you can't accept being corrected

    "You're seeking your death!"
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    Practicing Basic Sorcery for Billions of Times Made Me Invincible
    Fantasy · Abundance Every Year
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Replied to Justin_Richardsn

    that's some

    WAP!
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    My Idle Gaming System
    Games · Adui
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Replied to QSHRS

    I think the problem is that you wrote "your-" instead of "you're courting death"

    "You're seeking your death!"
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    Practicing Basic Sorcery for Billions of Times Made Me Invincible
    Fantasy · Abundance Every Year
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Commented

    "I can't just tell it to spray, you have to make it spray" 😏

    "Does this conch spray water? Tell it to spray water."
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    Starting With Contract Pets
    Urban · Ooty
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio2yr
    Commented

    Me who's name is Vincent and has a nephew named Aaron: 👁👄👁

    As soon as he said those words, Vincent's black eyes stricken with tears of sadness twinkled in happiness before he excitedly nodded his head at the prospect of possibly going out of Earth's atmosphere and venturing into the stars.
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    Blood Evolution System
    Fantasy · Crimson_ink
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Commented

    Why y'all callin' him petty? This man is merciful, I would've beaten him to death for tryin' to kill yours truly

    "Oh, and beat him half to death first, then strip him and throw him out. I hate him very much," Bu Fang added.
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    Gourmet of Another World
    Eastern · Li Hongtian
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Replied to Lucca_Wenner

    "Whare" is the artifact.

    "Whare. Is. The artifact." Arthur knew he was running out of time, so he twisted the dagger a bit and Tyrin howled again. He begged as he said he knew nothing. Arthur's patience was wearing thin, so he activated his Fire rune. 
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    Level Up Legacy
    Fantasy · MellowGuy
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Replied to Ace_Cloud
    It was to protect the few people in this world that I cherished. Mom, Dad, Alice, Katherine, Asthia, Selena, Irox.
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    New World - A New Beginning
    Fantasy · kenkan
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Commented

    It wasn't that I failed NNN, NNN failed me.

    As a typical trash of society, Albion would watch some hentai and jerk off at least once a day. The only time he would try to abstain was during NNN, also known as No Nut November.
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    I Am A Notorious Hidden Boss In The Alternate World
    Urban · Pointbreak
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Commented

    Author, do you perhaps play the game Smite? "Orion's Wrath" is Rama's ultimate Ah Puch and Nox's description sound like the characters themselves. I mean it could be a coincidence (since Chronos doesn't sound the same) but this is mad sus.

    The person was a woman or more precisely a blind woman. She was pale as white and wore an evening gown that was black as night with an adornment of silver, gold and raven feathers. The woman also wore a veil that teased her beautiful body. She had a fascinator which is a formal headpiece for women, a style of millinery, originally of lightweight knitted fabric. It is also woven from some kind of black shiny fabric. When she walked, she had the shadows trail behind her as if she produces the shadows herself.The woman holds a candelabrum which contains four lights that glowed blue.
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    Omega Summoner
    Games · XiaoKongxu
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Commented

    Seems like I'm the only one who read Onion's Wrath, makes me cry...

    Skill: Orion's Wrath
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    Omega Summoner
    Games · XiaoKongxu
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Commented

    At least a useless waste and trash can pronounce the word "die"

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    Journey Of A Legend
    Fantasy · Gery_
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Commented

    Du Bye said Hi!

    "I am Du Hai, his twin brother," said the one on the right.
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    Cultivation Online
    Games · MyLittleBrother
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  • Porcodio
    Porcodio3yr
    Replied to Lu_Ck

    The only time Truck-kun failed his job 🖐😔

    Luckily, I made it in time, I was able to successfully push her away from the truck, however as for me... Shortly after I pushed her I felt something hit me and everything turned blank
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    Physics The Greatest Magic
    Fantasy · Renovator
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