Styrofoamcow
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Sex machine- Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
🤣🤣🤣 Starting off strong
<Request confirmed. A scenario where you can acquire a [Girl] has been set in motion> - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Classic
He ignored it. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Yusss I love little survival builds in books, so satisfying
Gao Peng gathered some branches, and then used them to build a simple platform between the branches of the tree trunk. He then returned to layer the platform with smaller and thinner branches, followed by a layer of large leaves, and then lastly, a layer of fine leaf debris. With that, a simple sleeping platform was completed. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Who else wants to bet there's a commander tier monster in there
With that, the bunch of students and their Familiars were brought into the valley, like a farmer herding his chicks into a pen. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Nice
It placed the Yin cedar needles in a metal bowl, then positioned a trash bin under its jaw and began happily eating, just like it was chewing on sugarcane. The dregs came out from the holes in Dumby's jaw and fell nicely into the trash bin. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
at least he's not playing Dota then he'd be tilted and have no life lol
Indifferent, Felix threw his broken phone in the garbage bin immediately after entering his room. The toxicity of League's community was truly one of the deadliest poisons in the universe. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
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The former captain grunted and spat for good measure. Merchants. They never stopped thinking they were more clever than everyone else, always willing to try and pull the wool over the taxman's eyes. Apparently willing even when the taxman was a giant ant monster who could literally read minds if they wanted to. The ants might not really understand the concept of money, but they could certainly appreciate the idea of taxes. Every citizen contributing a portion of their wealth to the city to ensure the wellbeing of all? Of course they should! There had been long, long discussions with Enid when she had been here about the implementation of the new tax code and she'd revealed to him that the initial tax rate proposed by the Colony had been a hundred percent. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Tiny is a smort ape
Tiny looks at me, looks at Invidia, looks at his stomach, then back to me, all without a change of expression. Somehow, it makes perfect sense to me. I think my brain is degenerating the more I interact with him. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Yeah or he was a double agent the whole time, trying to get Anthony killed and captured by the Golgari because he has high ranking warrior class friends who would take him back. For example the escape attempt putting them in front of the main gateway was so that he'd be captured and Anthony killed but when they actually managed to escape he hides his time until he could perform the best betrayal possible. TL;DR What if worm boi was a spy the whole time
Knowing how bad he is at fighting, I've little doubt he's burrowed himself as deep and far as he can from any tunnel or expanse and he'll stay there until the wave is passed. He lived a long time that way, I don't expect his habits are going to change now. - Styrofoamcow2yrReplied to ShadowWerewolf
Yeah but I just kinda figured he was smarter than that, surviving the dungeon as a worm should make you stronger stuff than a cowardly betrayer.
As for that traitorous ringworm, there hasn't been any sighting. He's so damn good at hiding in the stone and soil of the Dungeon, it'll be a nightmare to find him. With the wave going on, I doubt the Colony will have the antpower to spare looking for his treachery laden backside. The second he turns up, he's going to be food, I swear it on the lost grubs! What he hoped to achieve with his betrayal, I've no clue, and I don't care. Justice will find him eventually. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Sarah better get ready for some gourmet worm, coming right up...
Bah. No chance. The Queen would chase me out of the brood chambers in a matter of minutes. It was a relief when a passing brood tender was able to let me know that the Queen was alright. For some reason I'd thought she'd be safe in the egg-laying chamber, but trust the Queen to find some way to nearly die whenever there's a major fight going on. Apparently, she nearly died twice this time, which is a new record. Her injuries were fairly major and they don't think she'll be back to egg-production for a few days, which must be serious. Sarah has apparently holed herself up in the chamber with the Queens and is refusing to leave, though she needs some serious healing as well from what the tenders tell me. I'll have to pick myself up and get over there for a visit, once I can walk that is. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Thousands dead but they've paved the way for millions more, may they rest in peace, digging to their hearts content in that big patch of dirt in the sky. 🙏🙏🙏
The brood chambers have been secured, though it was apparently quite difficult to defeat the golgari. I have only sympathy for the soldiers and scouts who had to go in there. Trying to fight amongst the brood without injuring them? A nightmare scenario. A few clutches of eggs were totally destroyed, as well as many larvae. Even though the damage was contained to just a few rooms, the losses could be as many as a thousand. The eggs are kept fairly bundled up after all, there are hundreds of them in each egg chamber. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Still got a fat worm to munch on, sooner rather than later please
What was lost, what was gained - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
This is what Titus should be feeling right about now
When the High Blade Balta had awoken he had instinctively felt that they had lost. That he had lost. Not only the duel, but the expedition, his reputation and that of his house. When confirmation came from contacting the Abyssal Legion that the reincarnator yet lived, he knew that he had been ruined. The reputation he had staked, the favours he had called in, all for nothing. Less than nothing. The wave wouldn't finish the ants as some of his advisors hoped, he was sure of it. In fact, he was scornful of those who were prepared to think it. The ants had been stronger, far stronger, than he had expected and thousands of golgari had been lost in the tunnels. When he returned to the empire the disgrace of this failure would haunt the house of Balta for years. He felt so frustrated he could burst. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
CAN SOMEONE NOT JUST SLAP THIS MINDLESS GRUNT
"The two tasks are one and the same. We came here to protect people from what these monsters will become. I hope you realise the mistake you have made before it's too late." - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Look in the mirror for once I think you have something on your face
"The two tasks are one and the same. We came here to protect people from what these monsters will become. I hope you realise the mistake you have made before it's too late." - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Well when it's your fault maybe you should take some responsibility
Legionaries fight monsters and died doing it all the time, he knew that it was just a reality of the world, but he was never able to completely shut away the pain of his soldiers dying under his command. His wife would just say he lacked maturity, but then she was always more suited to command than he was. She was in charge of the whole bloody Legion at this point after all. - Styrofoamcow2yrCommented
Just remember who cause this, Earthworm Jim...
With her mandibles between them, she was much better able to ward Sarah away, lunging forward to ram the bear and put her off balance. Whilst it prevented her from taking any more serious wounds, everything the Queen did only seemed to drive the bear deeper into her rage, increasing her strength until her claws ignited with a murderous red light that seemed to tear at the fabric of reality, as well as fill the Queen's mind with gibbering voices of anger with every swing. The Colony watched paralysed in the moment as the Queen struggled to fend off the mighty creature, and the golgari, sensing a change in their fortunes, stopped their retreat and waited to see what might happen.