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Yes, if you use that rhetoric, I don't think your first argument has any meaning. In fact any discussion becomes meaningless. Maybe let's just NOT do that...? 😅 It's always dumb to assume that "anything could happen" in one story or another. People do that for the sake of argument, while stomping their little feet but... No. Not everything could happen. When you read a book, a novel, a story, and something retarded happens, most people understand that "ok, this could never happen, or would never happen". If you were reading this fanfic and in chapter 69 MC would be riding his pink glitter-dragon across the sky, and then! Out of nowhere! He would die, hit by one kilogram of chicken feathers falling from the orbit! THE END. ...you would have probably understood right there and there, that something was wrong.

I would be amicable to rewarding him extra points for weakening his village and lessening the amount of his own subjects but... Let's be real here. It wasn't him. Doing something and letting something happen is two distinct, different things. I propose we agree on giving him only half the points because what he actually did was, he said: "Danzo, you went too far.<angry face>". And yes, I believe he said "<angry face>" out loud, accidentally.

Are those seals even canon? I just hate the whole idea of their existence. One random seal that makes whole Hyuga clan useless. Like they aren't useless enaugh in canon already. If a seal like that exists it should be extremely restrictive. Something like: it can only be put on a stationary target and need a constant supply of a lot of Chakra. Basically you should only be able to ward a small room and have it active for a few minutes before jonin level ninja runs out of Chakra.

That's just sad... Mainly because few sentences later you learn that she is literally there, but also because you feel pride when you (assumingly) one-up a random person on the internet 😅 But hey, more power to you! I guess if you're starved, you need to get some of that from little things. <insert edgy anime gif here>

I see he is also a mathematician. 😂 I honestly doubt that author understands how probability (or maybe even percentages) work...

EXTREME CHUNNI ALERT. Things like "Whitebeard, you were the only man I respected in my past life" are normal speech mode. If you're as allergic to bullshit as me, DO NOT ENGAGE.

Yeah, I don't think Ive ever seen a fanfic before, that treated this bullshit as truth... Greatest legend? What did he achieve actually? First hokage single-handedly beaten up all Chakra beasts and then gave them away as pets. The second created secret techniques that third couldn't even learn. Want to teleport? Tobirama got you. Want to resurrect the dead? Tobirama got you. Want to instantly create an army of yourself that retain memories after death? Tobirama got you. Hiruzen achievement? Stayed in the village for a long time and died to Orochimaru.

Yes. Making fun of it.

How to spot someone that never actually touched a asoiaf book. 😅

Oh, I wasn't trying to disagree with you at all, actually. You are completely right that snakes are ambush predators. I was mostly just ranting about Rowlings hate for consistency and love for throwing out random numbers and descriptions. It turns out that I for example got bamboozled by her description of basilisk. I remember that it was supposed to be as thick as a tree and took the size from movie as granted. Now that I looked into it she described basilisk as 20ft once, then as as big as an oak and later in Fantastic Beasts that it was supposed to be above 50ft. Turns out that either way basilisk in canon wasn't as exaggerated as I thought. After I assumed the movie basilisk to be canon, I was never able to imagine how it would move around the castle.