webnovel
1674570407505

MegaMacho

Lv6

My name was a joke I made when I was just 8 years old. Even if It's ridiculous, It's special for me. In [Fanfiction-net] my name is MegaMacho too. (200-word limit, more about me on FFnet).

2018-01-10 JoinedBrazil
-d

Writing

1.3kh

of reading

2679

Read books

Badges
9
Moments
1448

The Soldier in MHA

[Description]: A common (patriot) joe from our world died as a true American… during a mass shooting in his building. He wakes up in an unknown world, where people have weird powers called ‘Quirks’ and women go around wearing spandex fighting crime… and why can he pull a rocket launcher out of his arse, and why it is so familiar? Time to show these maggots what a true soldier is. -=- I will not accept reviews that literally have nothing about the fanfic such as emoji spams, or lines with a single word copy pasted again and again, Exp sect, other languagues and not english (If you can read in english, you can write in english) nor baseless offense without any reason or justification. God, does it annoy me when I want an honest review and there is just toxicity and emojis. Regardless if you give me 5 or 1 stars. That’s the law. -=- Also an additional thanks to the creator of "Star Platinum in MHA", who through his fanfic gave me the key on a very important aspect of this fanfic. Read to find out. -=- |● MegaMacho [p a treon . com (slash) MegaMacho (remove all spacing and replace “(slash)” for “/”)] 〠 GQeFpEAjn2 [d i scord . gg (slash) GQeFpEAjn2 (remove all spacing and replace “(slash)” for “/”)]

MegaMacho · Anime & Comics
4.8
21 Chs

Cyberpunk: Bittersweet Martinez

David Martinez. 17. Now 18. The sweet youth turned bitter. Divine irony must have been at play when naming him after such a bittersweet drink. The drink that perfectly described his life, down to the very end. He could see Lucy, his love, escaping with the eddies. Enough to fly to the moon… Alone. Scarred. Lost. He couldn’t keep his promise to her. Or rather, not in the way he intended. But what’s the point of a dream, of a promise, of anything, if the meaning behind it is twisted? If it cost him everything and everyone for just half of a deal? His blood tasted disgustingly bittersweet in his mouth. What a bittersweet “victory”. Bittersweet life. Bittersweet love. Bittersweet death. He absolutely hated this sick flavor. A drink should be pleasant to the drinker. He wants his Martinez overwhelmingly sweet, with not even an ounce of bitterness. Or, at the very least, he and only him, be the one to have to taste something so horrible so that the others could drink what they deserved. But that was all useless in the end. He was already dead. If only he had a chance to start over, maybe his ‘Martinez’ wouldn’t be this bitter…

MegaMacho · Video Games
Not enough ratings
2 Chs

The Bagel Effect

The Butterfly Effect. A small act that leads to an avalanche of consequences of epic proportions in ways that might not make sense linearly. Well, in my case, the small act was a bagel being thrown at my face. All my life, I was a joke. Even my origin story began as a joke. It didn’t matter how much I studied, or how high I climbed the Alchemax ladder, or how much I pushed the boundaries of science, nobody took me seriously. I was just another spot in the crowd. They mistook my gentleness, my meek and innocent and shy personality, for disgrace. Whether consciously or not, it doesn’t matter. Because of a joke, I was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, as the wrong person. I lost my job. My life. MY FACE. My family won’t even look at me. Even the villains mocked me. And Spider-Man, the one who made me into this, laughed and fought me while typing on the phone, looking away, calling me a ‘villain of the week’. No one in my life ever gave me an ounce of respect. A sliver of dignity. A drop of honor. They don’t know how it feels to have a hole eating you inside. Having a black spot in your heart. The feeling of being a hollow shell. Of being less than zero, less than nothing. Of staring at the abyss, and the abyss staring at you, pouring into you. They should have known better. I am done playing nice. I am done being weak. And I’m tired of pretending I’m not. I won’t be a ‘villain of the week’ anymore. They will see the consequences of epic proportions. They will see The Bagel Effect. They will see ME. LOOK. AT. ME.

MegaMacho · Anime & Comics
Not enough ratings
2 Chs