I'm not sure all of those would actually be available to the public.

Calling the pot head-sized seems a bit morbid considering he just saw a corpse. Makes me think some disgusting things, not to mention eating intestines of any kind.

I checked and apparently human urine is an excellent agricultural fertilizer. Yes... genius but insane...

I have never heard that peeing on trees will make the fruit taste better... it's gross but funny and I'm tempted to google it.