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    "Ahahaha, it's fellow daoist Ancient Lake Temple! Cough… I can't see clearly, what is that thing in the front? A stark naked Thrice Reckless… my eyes!"
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Sigh...

    "Can't a male turtle also have a period?" Senior Turtle rolled his eyes. "Your Expert's Appraisal can even make men pregnant!"
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    "Sixteen is a pokemon" Confirmed.

    A female voice shouted, "Seismic Toss!"
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    My birth day!

    Noon. Monday, November 18, 2019.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
    Replied to Azeran

    I see where you're coming from, but it does align with other things cultivators do for fun. You can also assume that it's not too bad if it's just once as opposed to every month.

    People were always sentimental, and they came to miss what they had lost. Therefore, there were some powerful fairy maidens who would feel reminiscent of old times, and wanted to experience what it was like to menstruate once more.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    At first I thought it was a poorly written joke, but thinking about it, it alligns with other things cultivators do... And when it's not a monthly thing anymore, it's not that unreasonable.

    People were always sentimental, and they came to miss what they had lost. Therefore, there were some powerful fairy maidens who would feel reminiscent of old times, and wanted to experience what it was like to menstruate once more.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    The santa claus paradox. Delivering two billion presents over one night.

    After all, he was an existence who completed millions of transactions by the minute. His time was very precious.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
    Replied to Purplish

    ...

    "..." Song Shuhang. 
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Does this count as master baiting?

    Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword said rhetorically, "Does he want to use it on himself?"
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Basically what my wife and her friend said. They got pregnant less than a month apart. Mission complete.

    Fairy Creation said, "Let's go, get pregnant together~"
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Nothing pleases me more than to see the little guy get a win

    As for the last two pillars of light, one settled on a Fourth Stage loose cultivator. When the time came, if this Fourth Stage cultivator was able to smoothly take away all of the treasures meant for him, he would become a rich man among his peers. At the very least, he would have no need to worry about cultivation resources before the Fifth Stage.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Is this related to the secrets of the 33 beast divisjon?

    "Of course. I can still recognize my own handwriting. Heavens, ​​how many people did that guy have copy this ❮Divine Weapon Appraisal❯?" Senior Turtle sighed, recalling the days when it had been bitterly practicing its writing.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Cheng Lin sat on a throne when Shuhang saw her through the karma thread, and she's supposed to be dead

    Senior Turtle laughed. "As a cultivator, you have to get rid of the habit of judging things by their appearance. In the world of cultivation, the stranger a treasure is, the more interesting its effects are. For example, this throne named Throne of Endurance has the effect of 'suspending life'. Even a person on the verge of death would be able to stay alive as long as they are placed on this throne. After that, as long as you provide enough energy, they would be able to stay in such a state for about half a year. This half a year is enough time to find many ways to save the concerned party's life."
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Shuhang is living proof that companions is all you need.

    Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword said, "A very heart-rending but also very proper summary. Among the four needs of the path of cultivation, namely wealth, companions, techniques, and land, wealth is especially important."
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Profound Sage Spirit Butterfly*

    Senior White and Senior White Two were good dreamland targets... but entering their dreamland was too difficult a task. He'd made contact with them many times, and he'd also satisfied the conditions for entering their dreamlands, but it appeared as if that was still not enough. Besides Senior White, the most knowledgeable ones in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were 'Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue' and 'Venerable Spirit Butterfly'.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Only in this ccg could a sword give life advice to a green onion.

    Lady Onion silently touched her onion sprouts—as expected of a senior, he was especially reliable at critical times.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Forgot to mention Shuhang.

    First, it was Fairy Lychee, then Northern River and Copper Trigram, and now even Fairy Dongfang Six ascended to the True Monarch Realm. They were stronger than him by an entire realm, allowing them to easily knead his primordial soul into a small ball if they so wished.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    He's muted...

    It really was Doudou!
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    Shuhang will officially be painted as the pervert of the group..

    He couldn't wait to go online and tell the fellow daoists in the group of the results of his research.
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    TobeDeleted1yr
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    [Would you like to join Tyrannical Song's tribulation? ] [yes] or [yes!]

    Song Shuhang replied, "Add, add, add. This function is very useful to me."
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