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donschmiddy1yrCommentedso a monoutonus lifeexperience without any exitement makes her adaptable... my dear writer, ever heard of a paradox?
Alright, NOW let's figure out my situation. I've always been good at adapting to many situations. It got even easier after my parents got in that car crash and went and died. I don't even know why my other relatives didn't want to take me in...- donschmiddy1yrCommented
urgh... someone stopped taking bio after the tenth grade it seems...
Aging was primarily caused by the faulty DNA replication during cellular division and replacement. Every time a new cell in the body is born, the DNA it inherited from its parent cell contained tiny new flaws and new gaps, this happened every time cells divided and were replicated. Over a lifetime, these flaws and gaps accumulate in the DNA across the body before one thing or the other eventually leads to a fatal cause of death. - donschmiddy1yrCommented
isnt whoseyourdaddy the cheat from age of empires 1 and used to summon the shooting car? #justrealizediamwaytoold...
"Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah." (WhosYourDaddy) - donschmiddy1yrReplied to Ben_Rockefeller
i have to point out that the kinetic energy of 30 km/h of a normal car is easily enough to kill you. Also trucks can't drive 120 km/h, most comercial ones only handle at max about 100 kmh. Jesus what kind of physics do you base your statement on... if you get hit by a truck going 120 you arent even paste, you are mist.
No matter how strong I have become. Nothing can defeat impact from the truck with a speed of 120 km/h. - donschmiddy1yrReplied to Aragami9
so.. 2022 calling, amazed at how you called it.
" Shit..." Jake swore when he heard the last sentence. "So, interrupt me if I'm wrong, a Digestor out there could make me a zombie in its service just by releasing its remastered version of the Coronavirus? - donschmiddy1yrCommented
the saying is "age brings wisdom" not with "age comes experience"
Sylvie laughed, "I want to stay with Kat no matter what, but Vivian is nice and we can always visit." * Why do I get the feeling she means we can always visit the orphanage and not that we can always visit Vivian? Aw well this is tomorrow's problem. Maybe Gramps is the one who will have the answers. They say with age comes experience.* - donschmiddy2yrCommented
funny enough paper currency isnt actually paper but cotton thread. that is why you can forget it in your pants without disintergating it while washing. paper is most commonly made using celulose out of plants like trees.
After a while, Gustav stopped, "There's nothing special about it really... Apart from power this also controls the world yet it's just an ordinary piece of paper..." Gustav was having a hard time comprehending this. - donschmiddy2yrReplied to DaoOfNaps
obito had less then 100 broken bones...
Gustav's body was crushed from the weight, and he broke more than a hundred different bones in his body. - donschmiddy2yrCommented
considering the human body only has 206 that is actually quite the feat... i mean crush syndrom alone should have pretty much killed him. not to mention being litteral mincemeat.
Gustav's body was crushed from the weight, and he broke more than a hundred different bones in his body. - donschmiddy2yrCommented
... sorry but this is cringy. The very very fine line is about to be crossed and even you author can not say that this canonicly correct... jesus christ it was okay when vahn was 14 and naive but now 10 years old? i swear if somerhing happens i will drop and report this novel. even in the freaking darkages it was 12 to 14... and dont give me that its an old person in a young ones body bs, this is just wrong!
When Vahn saw the two 'young' girls standing side-by-side in their matching waitress outfits, he showed a genuine smile and said, "You two really look like sisters." Both of the girls' ears twitched about and Vahn's smile grew marginally wider as he habitually reached out and stroked Tina's head. He had almost done the same for Shizune but hesitated mid-motion until she stepped forward into his hand and said, "You don't have to hold back on my account~." For a brief moment, Vahn saw a glint in Shizune's eyes before her expression turned into a youthful and cheerful one. If not for the fact he could see her aura flaring up, Vahn would have thought he imagined it. He refused to say it aloud, but Vahn expected that Shizune might try to join his Familia in the future when she 'tags along' with Milan and Tina as their step-daughter/step-sister. He didn't really mind much but had firmly protected his heart from any actions she might try to take to approach him until her body had matured properly. Though her affection value was only 91, she did have a strange parameter within the brackets called (Beholden). - donschmiddy2yrCommented
very accurate: guys dont try it. it feels like using sandpaper on you privates. i dont know how women feel but it cant be pleasant. also your skin will get irritated and will hurt for days...
While they were bathing together, Hestia thought she had another 'brilliant' idea and, since they were alone, she wanted to have sex in the onsen. Vahn held her close and treated her body lovingly and helped calm her down while explaining there should be a time and place for everything. Vahn assumed that it would be next to impossible to actually enter Hestia inside the onsen since any of her love juices would be dispersed by the water. Without a lubricating medium, Vahn didn't think things would go well and proved it to Hestia when tried inserting a finger into the tender flesh. - donschmiddy2yrCommented
and here we have it. she knew ryuu and vhan were having some alone time and she interrupted them on purpose... i swear she has the manipulation divinity.
Hestia was aware that Vahn tracked people's auras, so she had dropped the habit of announcing her presence to him long ago. Vahn already let her enter his room whenever she wanted anyway, so she had no inhibitions as she made her way over toward the bed in the dark room. After removing her gloves, ribbon, and hair ties, Hestia crawled into the bed alongside Vahn and snuggled up against him. As per usual, Vahn hugged her body gently without them having to exchange words at all. Other than the nights other people slept in the bed, Hestia and Vahn had spent every other night together so it was habitual for them at this point. - donschmiddy2yrReplied to donschmiddy
Also how is it, that the Godess of HOME and HEARTH can act against her own divinity so blantantly? (wouldn't that be pleasant? her just winking out of existence...)
Vahn looked into Hestia's crystalline blue eyes and explained patiently, "Hestia, you know me better than almost anyone else...do you really think I have any other thoughts other than what I stated? You should have heard from Hephaestus about my ability to update status, and I've also used it on Fenrir several times..." Vahn noticed that Hestia's eyes watered a bit as he was speaking which caused his words to trail at the end. After a few seconds, Hestia said with a small frown, "I know you're telling the truth...I really do trust you...I just don't like how quickly this girl is trying to weasel her way into your life. There are other people that are still struggling to obtain your affections!" - donschmiddy2yrCommented
bitch please. you are the absolute worst in that regard. What a jealous psycho... again respect to the author: She acts canon in every way. Though for the life of me i can not understand why you like her character this much. (lets be honest, this is a wishfullfilment novel) I would run the second i met her.
Vahn looked into Hestia's crystalline blue eyes and explained patiently, "Hestia, you know me better than almost anyone else...do you really think I have any other thoughts other than what I stated? You should have heard from Hephaestus about my ability to update status, and I've also used it on Fenrir several times..." Vahn noticed that Hestia's eyes watered a bit as he was speaking which caused his words to trail at the end. After a few seconds, Hestia said with a small frown, "I know you're telling the truth...I really do trust you...I just don't like how quickly this girl is trying to weasel her way into your life. There are other people that are still struggling to obtain your affections!" - donschmiddy2yrReplied to spark70
oh my god... is there a halftruth-lie generator concering sex out there? first of all during pregnancy a lot of hormones are produced. not just in simple quantity but a variety. some of them are quite rare hence the reaction due to the human nervous system. The way the author describes her pregnancy the embryo would likely never take hold because the placenta would never be formed because the same hormones that precede ovulation are necessary for the uterus to be in a state in which it can nurture an embryo. ocitocin, estrogen, GrnH, being the most prominent a few changes happen. moodswings are the most common and an increased desire to procreate is definitivly a possible reaction. over the course of a pregnancy the hormone production changes with the due date drawing near. so while your "observations" are indeed possible they are but the simplest incomplete picture... jesus christ i learned that shit in grade 4. how are the people on webnovel so completly and utterly ignorant? i mean the novel specfies an age of 17+ so you have to know these things...
Removing the blankets and revealing her naked body, Hephaestus crawled onto Vahn's lap before continuing, "If you're feeling lonely, I'll do my best to help ease your heart. Don't feel bad just because I'm around, or you'll just bottle everything up again. Talk to me, Vahn, tell me about all of your problems..." Reaching down, Hephaestus took a deep breath before gasping as she inserted Vahn's penis into her own vagina. Even after several hours, just the thought of uniting with Vahn would make her into a wet mess. Taking a few strained breaths, Hephaestus grabbed Vahn's face and said, "They are our problems from now on...even if its other girls, I'll always do my best to help you." - donschmiddy2yrCommented
way to make it about you yet again lily...
Unwilling to be beaten to the punch a second time, Lili stepped forward and quickly embraced around Vahn's waist. She nuzzled into his chest and Vahn could see fresh tears on her face as he gently stroked her hair. Right now she was in her default form and had curly chestnut brown hair and Vahn thought it suited her very well. In a quiet voice that only he, and a few others, could hear, Lili whispered, "I also didn't get to celebrate my birthday much in the past...from now on, lets always celebrate together..." - donschmiddy2yrCommented
borderline... she could just will her body not to be hurt instead manipulation for the win...
After a few minutes, perhaps due to her absentmindedness, Hestia tripped over a loose stone and nearly fell down before Vahn caught her by the shoulder. She grimaced slightly and Vahn saw for the first time that she had a slight cut on her feet and released a strangely relieved sigh. Before she asked, Vahn leaned down and said, "Get on, I'll carry you the rest of the way." Hestia had been on the verge of tears after the incident but immediately cheered up as she climbed onto Vahn's back without any hesitation. - donschmiddy2yrCommented
borderline.... btw author you are writing this nutjob like canon. cudos, i could never write a character this cancerous.
Vahn saw her behavior and laughed before he said, "I'll make sure to purchase a similar bed for your room." Since there were more 13 actual bedrooms in the house, there were plenty of options for Hestia to choose from including two similarly sized rooms as the present one in each of the wings. Hestia heard his words and immediately refuted, saying, "No way, I want to stay in this bedroom with you~! I can't even imagine staying in one of those huge rooms on my own in the middle of the night!" - donschmiddy2yrCommented
this girl should go see a doctor. That is the reason why i ultimately stopped reading and watching danmachi. She is borderline. everything about her is. seriously i dare you to watch the anime and not come to the same conclusion... the same with the comment to loki. she cant even blame her divinity for it, she is just a manipulitive little asshat, infact i am still waiting for a reveal for her true divinity of manipulation. she manipulates hephaestus with friendship, riles loki up for no reason (and that is funny enough all canon), and even now she manipulates vahn for no fucking resaon whatsoever. and the worst of it all: not on time, any woman who stands me up, FOR HOURS, just for kicks could go die in a ditch for all i care.
At this point, Vahn figured out that Hestia had probably arranged to meet him in this manner after he was finally kicked out of the cafe. Though he wasn't sure why he somewhat understood she was probably testing him. Because he knew her so well from the manga, Vahn was willing to play along and see what she wanted to try. When she offered to let him join her Familia, he nearly said yes, but remembered that he had claimed to be waiting for a goddess he had never met. Since they hadn't introduced themselves yet, Vahn thought it would be strange if he immediately accepted her offer.