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Not_Wearing_Pants

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You get a slap, he get a slap, everyone gets a slap!

2017-08-02 JoinedGlobal
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants1d
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    Fujin nodded and said, "Let's not waste any time. Considering your current situation, let's get down to business right away."
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    Naruto : The Wind Calamity
    Fantasy · Devil_Hex
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    Not_Wearing_Pants1d
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    Only one person smiled. It was Hiruzen who was watching through his crystal ball. He cried imaginary tears of happiness while thinking, 'Finally, the village will benefit from his greedy nature. That said, there is no way Kusa will agree. Though the scroll mentioned that they are in a tough spot, this isn't something that they can't handle. The only thing they truly require from us is our preparedness in case Iwa makes a move.'
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    Naruto : The Wind Calamity
    Fantasy · Devil_Hex
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants1d
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    Chapter 566 : An Extremely Bad Feeling
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    Naruto : The Wind Calamity
    Fantasy · Devil_Hex
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants1d
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    Hiruzen smiled and said, "Neither. I want you to lead a diplomatic team to Kusagakure and negotiate a deal with them. Whether Konoha goes to assist them for free, whether we demand money to do so, how much money we demand or whether we stay out of it completely will be completely left up to you."
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    Naruto : The Wind Calamity
    Fantasy · Devil_Hex
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    Not_Wearing_Pants8d
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    Reaching the machine that had an empty slot in the middle of it and flashing lights as well as streams of data on the screen at the front I couldn't help but thing that this must have been expensive , right before spartan booting it into the lava below. The machine wasn't even fastened to the volcano for fucks sake so it was up and into the lava in all of about thirty seconds. "Welp my jobs done here. Oh look Flannery is here." I muttered to myself as I noticed a flaming bird coming in hot(Pun intended).-
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    A random pokemon journey
    Video Games · loskro
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants8d
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    Kakashi, though he wasn't a Fuinjutsu Grandmaster, still knew enough basics that he could be considered a SealMaster. He could see and identify most, if not all seals. He closed his right eye, opened his left eye and began observing Fujin's home. His eye immediately widened as much as it physically could!
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    Naruto : The Wind Calamity
    Fantasy · Devil_Hex
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants10d
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    "This is impossible!!!"
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    Naruto: Monthly Refreshing Passive System
    Anime & Comics · Zaelum
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants10d
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    The table in front of Chiyo suffers again.
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    Naruto: Monthly Refreshing Passive System
    Anime & Comics · Zaelum
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    Sitting at the dinning table, the Oak family and Ketchum family had gathered together. As the weather was rather pleasant, it was decided to eat outdoors in the backyard, Delia and Mr. Mime having already started lighting up the barbecue. While Delia was preparing the ingredients, Mr. Mime was chopping up some vegetables to make into skewers. The whole activity being a bit odd as the vegetables and knife were seemingly being chopped on an invisible table.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    "I'm leaving, I don't have the time to spend with this loser. I need to train my Horsea to prepare for my future journey. I don't want a weakling on my team, especially considering the potential it has. Smell ya later, Ares."
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    Leaf ranted, having already guided Jenny in and handed her some tea, beginning her rant only when they were out of earshot. Even Lucario had wandered off, as he had already predicted what would happen when they returned. Instead, Lucario had gone off to find the rest of Ares's pokemon to catch up.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    At the end of it all, Ares had to step in to placate Mew. She eventually calmed down and went back to snuggling with the pokemon egg, all too happy to fill it with psychic energy.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    The effect was as good as a fire, but it got the job done a lot faster. Maybe when they got a fire type on the team, her cooking repertoire would increase as well. A thing to look forward to for sure.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    "I know that. Alright, smell ya later Ares."
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    The girl screamed for help, looking desperately at Ares and begging him in fear, but he didn't give her any chance for help. The only thing she got from him was a cold murderous glare and a double middle finger. After she was gone, he turned his attention to the diglett. He gratefully treated the injured Diglett as thanks for dealing with her. The Diglett didn't seem to mind, as they let him treat them without so much as a complaint.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    From what he heard later from Professor Oak, the woman was called Clair and she was the gym leader of Blackthorn city in the Johto region.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    Ares continued his search, stumbling on many Pokemon that were less than friendly, which mainly consisted of Beedrill nests. Luckily he managed to evade them or let his pokemon spar against the furious bugs. Pichu gained a lot of experience through this as well, learning the moves Nasty Plot and Charm.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    The girl was about the same height and had black hair in a bob cut. She was quite nicely dressed, as she wore a dark purple kimono with butterflies on it, giving her the feeling of a doll. She seemed more like the quiet type, the ones that didn't talk a lot and had few friends. In her arms was a Espurr who looked around in curiosity. It was a pokemon that didn't originate from this region, as they were more commonly found in Kalos. The girl must be native to that region, as she didn't appear to be from this area.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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    Not_Wearing_Pants11d
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    Clefairy happily began to wiggle around her little fingers that began to glow in white light. The movements were almost hypnotic as it gathered an unknown energy.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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  • Not_Wearing_Pants
    Not_Wearing_Pants12d
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    Some even tried to outright kill him when they had the chance, though it was always stopped just when he was at deaths doorstep. The chief didn't take kindly to such transgressions, though he didn't stop the beatings from happening.
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    Pokémon: Aura Guardian
    Anime & Comics · LaughingSnowFox
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