KamikazeDrew

I don't speak Spanish, so I have no idea what this says.

I'm not surprised considering the way fan-fic authors describe the 12-year-old Zhu Zhuqing when she first shows up at Shrek

You may not care but there are regulations regarding cleanliness when preparing food for a reason.

Bro, if nothing came when you were making all that noise by hitting the tree, nothing will come while you absorb the ring.

Do the names in this translation keep changing or is it the other one you mentioned?

You don't?

sounds like it would have taken less time