yeah, but what the hell are uncouth bangs?

He must be the main character and truck-kun wants to send him on his way, but always seems to fail to do so. Either that or your sister's friend is plain unlucky.

How many severe car accidents did she have? One that left her infertile and one that killed her? Just how unlucky is she?

When your brain is fried because he is too handsome... Never experienced it before, but would certainly love to. Unfortunately, I only look at good-looking people like artworks, women and men alike; no attraction whatsoever.

I don't know why I keep reading "Dim Sum Dragon Blood Medicine" in my head... Am I that hungry?

Is that a problem? If they don't want their underwear showing, then they know to wear a thong next time around. Now deal with the mental image I just gave you: muscular dudes in thongs squeezing into skintight latex bodysuits. Beautiful, isn't it?

Dragons don't seem as strong as I thought...

This is so ridiculous I actually snorted.

I do know that web novels aren't some high-class literature. But how come I feel the quality dropping even lower with just the mere mention of "simps"?

Good decision. 👍

I skimmed the whole novel when I realized that I would be at risk of losing brain cells otherwise. The only reason I finished the novel is because I bulk unlocked all the chapters in the beginning since there was a 10% discount and it would be a waste to not read what I already paid for. To sum up, if you expect common sense or realism in any way, skip this novel. Even while skimming I was able to catch how messed up, stupid and illogical the characters and plot are. Not to mention that the antagonists are like cockroaches, coming back all the time despite being braindead and getting caught, only to reappear again. Rinse and repeat. The so-called genius children also keep getting kidnapped because they can't seem to learn to not follow strangers or to not run off alone without supervision. And can anyone tell me why the president of a country keeps running to the frontline? Doesn't he have any official work to do? Is he itching to get himself killed? No wonder his country is so chaotic. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Anyone with proper three views and common sense will get a headache reading this.

Please, put them back in again. That can't be healthy.

Here she is remembering names from a novel she read a long time ago when I have already forgotten almost every name (protagonists included) as soon as I finished reading a novel. There is a reason why almost every review I write is full of "MCs", "MLs", "FLs". Can't remember any names for the life of me...(●__●) I envy her brain. The zombies got her heart, but leave me the brain, please.

Thanks for the info 👍

I have to remind myself that this novel has supernatural elements so that I don't shout out "This is ridiculous!" every now and then...

Wouldn't you usually talk to his guardian? You know, because he is a minor and can't sign binding legal contracts?

If you do end up doing it, update us with the results, please. If you don't update us, I will take it as you having died from a snake bite.

I'm surprised they did not know. I thought making a bow to help with drilling and creating friction is pretty widespread knowledge amongst survival enthusiasts.

I'm no expert, but that method does not sound reliable... I doubt throwing garlic and salt at a snake will make it faint unless the snake is actually a vampire, ghost or snail.

Well, I did NOT expect that name to be dropped here...